stroking the roadkill 

Female masturbation, enough said.

Jane couldn't get a date for months, so she spent her time home alone, stroking the roadkill.

stroking the roadkill by Schmiffy November 9, 2009

heat stroking 

A masturbatory technique in which the subject masturbates with their left hand while placing their right hand under warm water. Then directly before orgasm you switch hands for a grand finale.

Heat stroking is kind of hottt sexxx.

heat stroking by Reid C May 4, 2008

Stroking Johnson 

Male masturbation.

Ignorant Donkey was sitting home stroking Johnson, while I was in the Dominican Republic getting laid.

Stroking Johnson by BobbyWaves August 21, 2016

Nub Stomping 

Using a nub (part left from amputated limb) in a downward stomping motion to have sex.

Wow! After that nub stomping I don't think I'm going to shit right for a week.

Nub Stomping by LovinMcnubbin December 8, 2018

Single-Purpose Streaming 

A practice in which users subscribe to paid streaming services like Netflix, Amazon Prime Video and Peacock in which the sole purpose is to watch exclusives to them.

Single-Purpose Streaming existed since 2015, Netflix Originals and exclusives are one of the greatest sources of the Single-Purpose Streaming practice.

Single-Purpose Streaming by Ryan900USAYT February 3, 2022

waffle stomping 

Waffle stomping is when you shit in the shower and step on it to make it go down the drain.

Evan was Waffle Stomping in the shower this morning...

waffle stomping by Lao'Tso May 24, 2007

Beef strumming 

Beef strumming is the act of pulling ones vagina lips taught and having your partner play your lips like a harp with their toung.

My mom caught me Beef strumming my step-sister

Beef strumming by Uncle mike and Uncle Ryan July 9, 2011