sloan

-verb

To snort.

Person 1: "What's the go with hedgehogs? Why don't they just share the hedge?"

Person 2: Haha, *snort.

Person 1: LOLcat, my stolen jokes always get a sloan out of you.

sloan by WhiteLando August 30, 2011

sloan

A verb, which means to masturbate violently to a video game while playing said video game.

Dude, Garrett is sloaning to WoW.

sloan by wpi-anonymous July 16, 2008

Sloan

The last name of the greatest couple who ever lived.

Hey, those Sloans sure are hot shit.

Sloan by J.Sloan April 28, 2010

Sloan

a girl who makes their own Urban Dictionary definitions so they look popular

WOW DONT BE SUCH A SLOAN!

Sloan by Earl Jack November 30, 2010

sloan

Noun: An alcoholic Beverage
Verb: To consume alcoholic beverage(s)

When we got to the bar he had already ordered a sloan

He put on a hectic sloan that night.

sloan by Manny Leaks January 2, 2008

Sloan

A putrid chipmunk looking fuckwit who has turrets syndrome and thinks he is characters from various videogames. He's always in your space and never shuts the fuck up. He's completely delusional and usually doesn't even know where he is. He makes you want to asphyxiate yourself with barbed wire.

Jesus. Sloan is convulsing again on the floor, pretending to be Mario.

Sloan by 8BitMick January 7, 2018

Sloan

When one or more males rape sheep in the ear.

To Sloan

Sloan by B.o.B x 3 October 15, 2010