Smammered 

being "smashed" and "hammered". Extremely drunk. Unable to walk or speak properly.

"Dude! I was so fucking smammered last night."

Smammered by mommabear March 20, 2007

smammered 

hammered + smashed

a word used when too intoxicated to speak clearly or decide which word would be better to describe the "level" you're on

"dood i'm so smammered!.. beer pog'n!"

smammered by kkyyllee December 19, 2007

Slammer Bammer 

When one decides to chug copious amounts of hooch.

Dude Alex is going Slammer Bammer on that $10 rum, while Curt is totally being a pussy about it.

Slammer Bammer by Scotch Bingeinton September 15, 2011

Sidewalk Slammer 

A drink that is for blacking out, its a 40 Oz of any beer that you drink halfway and fill it up with a four loko.

Yo do you want to play edward forty hands with sidewalk slammers and blackout?

Sidewalk Slammer by Blackout Nixon October 14, 2018

the slammer 

Slang for prison.

Woman: I just got back from the slammer.

Man: Your time there must have been tough.

the slammer by Mearthfromearth December 30, 2013

shmammered 

To be beyond simple intoxication. Loud, rambunctious and incoherent speech is usually present, as well as a sever lack of balance. Can easily lead to vomiting.

Dude, you were so shmammered last night you didn't know your own name and puked all over the place

shmammered by David July 7, 2004

Chunky Slammer

A sex act involving two lesbians in which the first pukes into the second's vagina. After the puking, scissoring commences in the puke.

Stephanie let's practice the Chunky Slammer tonight after dinner

Chunky Slammer by ihearttravis October 18, 2010