Shumper

Tariq Tamuji decides that Shumpers are the way forward. It's a hybrid of a jumper and a shirt. essentially a fake shirt collar under a jumper.

Shumper.Available at burtons apparently.

by alidriver November 6, 2010

Shumper

A shirt and a jumper combined in one garment worn mainly on men

If you are hot take off your jumper - I can't it's a shumper

by Veggienomore December 21, 2009

slumped

Killed. Refers to the position a body takes if shot in a car or a sitting position, as in "slumped over".

"Brandy all f**ked up in the head cuz her babby daddy got slumped"

by Mistress Quabeena July 31, 2005

Stumped

A term used to describe having sex with an amputee.

Man1:Hey how did your date with Heather go?

I stumped her!

by The Real Shwa May 18, 2009

Stumped

Cought unaware, ignorant

Origin: Derived from the ball game, Cricket. First used in India in the mid 1990s.

In the moment of orgasm,
Monica: Will you marry me?
Clinton: I am STUMPED!!!

Teacher: What is the capital of North Korea?
Student: I am STUMPED!!!

During a road show,
TV Channel reporter: You will win $1 million if you answer this correctly.
Mr. Cricket fan: (Excited) YES! I am ready!
TV Channel reporter: Okay tell me - Who is the Wicket-keeper of Kenya???
Fan: (Fucked up) I am STUMPED!!!

by DJ Gaurav November 22, 2005

Slumped

to be high as fuck (under the influence of marijuana)

brooo Did you see kateri last night she was slumped I was to lmao

by Slumpgod101 January 20, 2019

skumped

one step above being pwnd, it's derived from "skunk humped"... clearly something you don't want to happen. unlike pwnage, which may not be noticed by the victim, you ALWAYS know if you've been skumped; it has to be public and uber-humiliating.

"dude, don't skump me like that..."
"shit! you got skumped! GTF away!"

by ducken January 14, 2008