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Women: Where is Pakistan?
Man: Bitch its next to India.
by DJ Gaurav April 17, 2006

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India is a country.
Women: What is India?
Man: Bitch, it's a country.
by DJ Gaurav May 09, 2006

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Name for any of the Indian hot spicy sauce.
See Butter Chicken.
Women: What is curry?
Man: Shut the fuck up you Bitch.
by DJ Gaurav April 17, 2006

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Hindi is the language spoken by 34% of the Indian population (Source: Indian Statistical Institute, New Delhi).

People of this country sometimes might fight over many stuffs but somewhere in some corner of their heart they still love their motherland.
A: Hindostan ki sab languages sexy hain chale koi bhi ho hindi, tamil, tamil, telugu, hindostani, urdu, sanskrit, bengali, gujarati, marathi, punjabi, kashmiri, pahadi, nepali, farsi, arabic, english etc..
B: Sahi baat hai bhaai!
C: Hindostan hai meri jaan!
D: Changa fir bhaiya matt ladaai karo friends!
by DJ Gaurav November 21, 2005

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1. Official political capital of The Republic of India.
2. World's first city in which the number of mobile phones has surpassed the number of fixed / landlines.
3. New name for the northern Indian city once called Indraprastha.
4. The capital city of the northern Indian state, Delhi.
5. One of the most metropolitan & cosmopolitan cities in the world with as many as 21 languages being spoken. Though Hindi / Hindostani (NOT Hindustani) enjoying the first language status, English being the general formal & business language.
6. People of the city are called New Delhiite or simply Delhiite.
7. The city has the world's largest public bus transportation system, 100% of which runs on CNG & is called DTC.
8. Locally called Dilli / Nai Dilli / Navi Dilli / Dehli.
Some Guy: Where are you from?
Other Guy: New Delhi.
Some Guy: Okay.
Other Guy: See you.
by DJ Gaurav November 21, 2005

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Butter chicken is the best non vegetarian dish of India a.k.a. Makhani chicken or Murg makhani.
Women: What do you want to eat?
Man: Your pussy and butter chicken.
by DJ Gaurav April 17, 2006

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1. Paki / Pakis
2. People from The Islamic Republic of Pakistan
3. Sometimes used as a degatory or an abusive word
4. Jinnah
5. President Pervez Musharaf
6. Islamabad
7. East Pakistan / Bangladesh
8. Lahore
9. Karachi
10. Friends of Taliban
11. Abdul Quadeer Khan
12. PTV
Women: Are you a Pakistani?
Man: NO Bitch, I am an Indian.
by DJ Gaurav April 17, 2006

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