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Hindi is the language spoken by 34% of the Indian population (Source: Indian Statistical Institute, New Delhi).

People of this country sometimes might fight over many stuffs but somewhere in some corner of their heart they still love their motherland.
A: Hindostan ki sab languages sexy hain chale koi bhi ho hindi, tamil, tamil, telugu, hindostani, urdu, sanskrit, bengali, gujarati, marathi, punjabi, kashmiri, pahadi, nepali, farsi, arabic, english etc..
B: Sahi baat hai bhaai!
C: Hindostan hai meri jaan!
D: Changa fir bhaiya matt ladaai karo friends!
by DJ Gaurav November 22, 2005
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Cought unaware, ignorant

Origin: Derived from the ball game, Cricket. First used in India in the mid 1990s.
In the moment of orgasm,
Monica: Will you marry me?
Clinton: I am STUMPED!!!

Teacher: What is the capital of North Korea?
Student: I am STUMPED!!!

During a road show,
TV Channel reporter: You will win $1 million if you answer this correctly.
Mr. Cricket fan: (Excited) YES! I am ready!
TV Channel reporter: Okay tell me - Who is the Wicket-keeper of Kenya???
Fan: (Fucked up) I am STUMPED!!!
by DJ Gaurav November 22, 2005
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1. Official political capital of The Republic of India.
2. World's first city in which the number of mobile phones has surpassed the number of fixed / landlines.
3. New name for the northern Indian city once called Indraprastha.
4. The capital city of the northern Indian state, Delhi.
5. One of the most metropolitan & cosmopolitan cities in the world with as many as 21 languages being spoken. Though Hindi / Hindostani (NOT Hindustani) enjoying the first language status, English being the general formal & business language.
6. People of the city are called New Delhiite or simply Delhiite.
7. The city has the world's largest public bus transportation system, 100% of which runs on CNG & is called DTC.
8. Locally called Dilli / Nai Dilli / Navi Dilli / Dehli.
Some Guy: Where are you from?
Other Guy: New Delhi.
Some Guy: Okay.
Other Guy: See you.
by DJ Gaurav November 22, 2005
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A car indegeniously designed and manufactered by the Indian manufacterer, Tata Telco / Tata Motors. It is imported in Europe by Rover and sells by the brand `City Rover`.
Women: What is Indica?
Man: Bitch, its a car made by Tatas.
by DJ Gaurav May 19, 2006
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Delhi Transport Corporation, New Delhi, Delhi, India.

Delhi Transport Service then Delhi Road Transport Authority then Delhi Transport Undertaking or DTU.
Women: What is DTC?
Man: Bitch, its Delhi Transport Corporation.
Women: What is Delhi??
Man: Bitch, its the capital city of India..
by DJ Gaurav April 17, 2006
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A guy who has nothing to do in life but to flirt around and eve-tease girls. Guys are always proud to be roadside Romeos.
Women: Why are you whistling at me? Are you a roadside-romeo or what??
Man: Bitch, Yes I am chick!
by DJ Gaurav May 4, 2006
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CA / C.A. is the abbreviation for Chartered Account / Chartered Accountancy in many parts of the world especially in the commonwealth countries.
Women: What are you studying for?
Man: Shut the fuck up you bitch, I am studying for my CA exams.
by DJ Gaurav May 5, 2006
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