plank 

T9 language for skank.

When texting skank on your cell phone the T9 God will substitute "plank."

God U R a plank. And a total plut.

plank by Plank April 9, 2006

Plank 

To plank: to have a planned wank. Being planned will involve some sort of preparation eg tissues ready, computer, 'special sites' etc

John: What are you doing tonight Will?
Will: I'm going to have a crafty plank, parents are out...
John: You sly dog.

or

Man A: I'm so stressed at the moment!
Man B: Why dont you have a plank tonight?
Man A: What's that?
Man B: *whispers in ear*
Man A: What, even with cushions and the lot? What a great idea, thanks bud!

Plank by aslyone August 29, 2010

plank 

a word used to accurately describe david smith

david smith is a plank

plank by neo November 14, 2003

plank 

more stupid that a piece of sawn and dried timber

What sort of plank would do that !

plank by Boris August 5, 2003

plank 

4 wheels, trucks and a deck made of wood. a.k.a. Skateboard

ride my plank to bowmanville

plank by AnthonyWeaver April 20, 2006

plank 

A very poor individual with a serious case of syphilis that spends his/her free time sucking wieners and playing strip scrabble with men in suits.

Your mother is a plank.

plank by Casey Carrier and Heather Uhl March 30, 2009

Plank 

A Prostituting Slutty Skank.

OMG did you see the way she is dressed, She is such a Plank

Plank by x0xBrokenxInsidex0x September 12, 2009