Porched 

If a person has acted in a appalling/unforgivable manner, the offended party will leave all their belongs on the porch of the house they are currently residing in and locked out...forever.

Also could be used as an idle threat, but should not be taken lightly.

I cant believe she acted that way, right shes getting porched!

I cant believe I got porched!

Dont make me angry, you may get porched!!!

Porched by Charles Whitmore October 29, 2010

pirched 

The act of hanging out somewhere and not moving

We were pirched up at bens house

pirched by Charleswanson February 24, 2015

Porchedick 

A person whom owns a sweet ride and is very abrasive and thinks they are superior

That man with the sweet ride is such a porchedick

Porchedick by Matt silver April 2, 2015

Parched Mosquito 

When you haven’t had a good succ in a lengthy period of time and you start to get shriveled

I feel like a parched mosquito.

Parched Mosquito by Amir Guadalupe December 2, 2017

Parched Peasant

One that is full of thirst

"Can u suck me for $10?"
"No! Be gone parched peasant!!"

Parched Peasant by SlowlySmart May 22, 2018

Pêched 

Drunk - When you've had so many pêches that you are intoxicated by the sweet nectar or a beer a la pêche (peach beer)

Friend1: Get me another drink
Friend2: Absolutely not you are way too pêched

Friend1: Throwing up in the toilet
Friend2: She is soo pêched

Pêched by vivelapeche September 10, 2020

Perthed

A verb originating from the small world phenomenon. Normally six degrees of separation are said to connect everybody, but one only needs to go about three degrees to connect the residents of Perth, Western Australia (remotest mainland city in the world) to each other. Usually the residents are quite surprised when they discover that .

"My head's still spinning from being Perthed again this weekend!"

"Wow, my parents' neighbour is the hospital, in the bed next to my wife. What a Perthing!"
(ie, the chain is wife-speaker-parents-neighbour)

Perthed by Ryan April 26, 2005