pasties 

when an unprecedented amount of cannabis has been smoked leaving the mouth feeling dried up and sticky. No amount of liquid can cure the pasties, often dried biscuits or bread will cause great discomfort to a person experiencing the pasties due to the inability to successfully chew the food without it sticking to every part of the mouth.

"lick the rolly paper dude"
"nah i can't, ive got the killer pasties"

"i can't swallow this chocolate biscuit, ive got the pasties"

pasties by galem April 3, 2009

Pappiness 

Pappiness is the feeling of joy of becoming or being a father.

The day he saw the first ultrasound images of his offspring's heart beating was the first time he felt the bliss of pappiness.

Pappiness by MAC Daddy August 6, 2012

pussiness

a 3rd grade level attempt at an insult, like when a person comes into any skank-ho purple room actually using their own screen name & confronts you about the FAKE name you've been using to troll other places.. Then they are displaying Pussiness. Even if your own trolling attempts were as pathetically transparent as if you were wearing a Belle around your neck.

<angry voice/blood vessels popping> "I am sick and tired of your PUSSINESS, deary"

pussiness by bloodymary July 29, 2005

poutiness 

a behavior indicating disdain for an idea or course of action

attitude of sexual appeal that is obviously intended, may or may not be directed at a particular person

Her poutiness was evident for all to see

poutiness by AndyCameron November 21, 2011

nastiness 

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nastiness

nastiness by windex...drinker December 2, 2020

pantsness 

1. Having or pertaining to pants.
2. An excessively long way to say "pants".

With all those pairs of jeans, you've got alot of pantsness.

pantsness by The Pants Master October 13, 2003

Pasties 

Drugs. A way of being able to admit to a friend that you are on drugs, without it being so obvious that every bobby this side of Tibet arrests you in three minutes. A pasty is someone on drugs, and so therefore a Cornish Pasty is a drugged up person from the Cornwall area of Great Britain.

'Dude, I'm so totally hammered with pasties.'

Pasties by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005