A clickbaity channel with almost 30M subs, mostly watched by kids and moms. Most of their videos show stupid "crafts" you will NEVER actulally use in your entire life
5 minute crafts: 42 HOLY GRAIL HACKS THAT WILL SAVE YOU A FORTUNE
Average people: These are so USEFUL!
ACHIEVMENT GET!: Waste 12 mins of ur life and repeat it daily
Niggas Per Minute (abbreviated as "NPM") is a stat used to measure song lyrics. The NPM is the average amount of times the word "nigga" (or it's derivations: "nigger", "nig", etc.) is used per minute in a song.
For example: The song "344 Words" by Young Blaze is about 1 minute 45 seconds. He uses the word "nigga" 22 times. The NPM for "344 Words" is 15.17
Jason: Yo have you heard that new Meek Millz song? Shit's a banger!
Kyle: Yeah, but what's the Niggas Per Minute? Probably around like 10, he's no lyricist. Eminem got by fine with a steady 0 NPM throughout all his songs
A phrase said by people in hopes to shut you up about asking them when something will happen. 99% of the time, the anticipated event doesn't happen in 5 minutes. It often doesn't even happen in 15 minutes.
At 3:10 PM Person 1: When the hell are you getting here? This was scheduled for 3:00 PM!
Person 2: In 5 minutes.
Person 1: OK.
***20 minutes later***
Person 1: It's been way more than 5 minutes, what the hell are you doing?
Person 2: hold on! Why are you so impatient?
Person 1: Because you told me you'd be here in 5 minutes!
Times claimed by Microsoft products to complete tasks (installing products, copying files, etc). Swings both ways, can be greatly exaggerated or massively optimistic.
A- "How long till your done with that OS install?"
B- "About 5 minutes"
A- "Is that Microsoft Minutes?"
B- "Yeh"
A- "See you in an hour"