the matos 

When you take a poo and pull up your pants without wiping

Ran out of toilet paper so the matos was my only option.

the matos by Lucy_belle May 24, 2018

the_matos 

To pull up your pants after a poo, without wiping.

I ran out of toilet paper this morning and the_matos was my only option.

the_matos by Lucy_belle May 24, 2018

Sarah Camila Merette Matos 

Sarah Merette is currently a student, with the sweetest soul and the most beautiful voice. On her way to becoming everything she wants to be and more.

I envy Sarah Camila Merette Matos for all she is, an amazing friend, a talented girl and an angel.

Sarah Camila Merette Matos by hmmmszj February 20, 2022

Bezzie mates

Another way to say "girlfriends"; typically used in the U.K.

Did you hear Lena and Kara are bezzie mates now?

Bezzie mates by thirdpartyaj March 23, 2017

Sparx maths 

Whenever i open sparx maths my internal organs rearrange themselves- a rat carcass falls out of my PC onto the ground with an ear-aching thud- Satan himself crawls to the deepest corner of hell, just to hide. This isn't even evil at this point, it is malicious, systemic child abuse. Whatever created sparx maths is the 2nd coming of Hitler, yes he is back from the dead. it always has 10 tasks, not so bad? well each "task" is filled with like 20 items, and did i mention, it MAKES you write all the questions down- and then it quizzes you randomly on the questions- and NO-ONE gets the pain, I literally told my mother about my pain and she literally told me "I don't give a shit." what. the. fuck. Sparx maths will bully you to a point of depression which from you cannot come back. Fuck Sparx, fuck life, fuck everyone, fuck you. THERE IS NO HOPE- GOD HAS LEFT US

"wow i sure do fucking hate sparx maths"

"same"

Sparx maths by eolgoj\iofsjg November 1, 2022

Ochos Lokos Carlos Manos 

The process of duct taping a Four Loko to each hand then cannot remove the duct tape until you finish each Four Loko. Similar to the popular drinking game "Edward 40 Hands."

Want to play Edward 40 Hands? Nah man, Let's do Ochos Lokos Carlos Manos, I'm trying to get hammered!

Ochos Lokos Carlos Manos by BathTubBoy July 27, 2020

Sparx maths 

Literally a dystopia. Teachers only sign up for it if they just want students to suffer, stress, even to the point of depression. I am not joking. You have to write down every fucking question and get checked randomly. You have to get every fucking answer right to even have an acceptable homework done. whoever created this was either satan, Hitler, or the embodiment of the 🤓 emoji. Or all three. If your teacher signed you up, your teacher is an awful person. Oh and you’re not allowed help from anyone because that would damage your learning apparently but in reality all it does is get you stuck permanently. I unironically think that the person who made this should either rot in the darkest pit of hell, or should be sentenced to death for child abuse and forcing children through stress.

Person 1: I hate sparx maths
Person 2: a person with common sense, I see

Sparx maths by thefitnessgramafwe23rware June 30, 2022