matossian

wolf man, hairy individual

that guy was so hairy, he must be a matossian

by anita man December 24, 2006

Massian

weird ass kids from Massachusets, who do things differentley from the rest of the world, and use language only heard on jersey shore. A person can also become a massian, if they move to massachusets and current massians rub off on them.

kid 1: Hey bro, i just moved here from Florida. whats there to do around here?
Massian: Dude, we love to shove empty coke bags down our friends couches. Its bomb.
kid 1: I wouldnt have liked doing that at all before i moved here and became a Massian. Thanks bro. this is gonna be sick!

by lifesuckswhenyourebored June 28, 2011

matyssia

Define a really cool, beautiful person, Amazing and talented. Very nice in bed and have a good sense of humour, can also be your personal therapist. Be friend with Matyssia because it will be the best thing you can experience!

Matyssia is so sexy I want to be her slave

by M_a_t_yyy November 21, 2021

Matosing

When you get an under age girl high, raw dawg her, nut, then spit on her back when you pull out, then feed her a plan b pill the next day.

I saw a Mexican hanging out with your daughter the other day matosing the shit out of her.

by Xijiping August 4, 2022

matosing

\mə-tos-ing\ (ma-TOE-sing)

A term used to describe someone who constantly gripes or moans about trivial matters, often to an excessive degree. It captures the essence of someone who seem perpetually dissatisfied.

Originating from regional slang, "matosing" is often used humorously to highlight chronic complainers who find fault in everyday situations. Related terms include "naysayer" and "grouch."

Jane was matosing again during dinner, complaining about everything from the food to the music

by MissTerryUsManInBlack May 30, 2025