weird ass kids from Massachusets, who do things differentley from the rest of the world, and use language only heard on jersey shore. A person can also become a massian, if they move to massachusets and current massians rub off on them.

kid 1: Hey bro, i just moved here from Florida. whats there to do around here?
Massian: Dude, we love to shove empty coke bags down our friends couches. Its bomb.
kid 1: I wouldnt have liked doing that at all before i moved here and became a Massian. Thanks bro. this is gonna be sick!

Massian by lifesuckswhenyourebored June 28, 2011

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matossian • Matosing • Massian • matyssia • I’m a Russian spy

matyssia

Define a really cool, beautiful person, Amazing and talented. Very nice in bed and have a good sense of humour, can also be your personal therapist. Be friend with Matyssia because it will be the best thing you can experience!

Matyssia is so sexy I want to be her slave

matyssia by M_a_t_yyy November 21, 2021

Matosing

When you get an under age girl high, raw dawg her, nut, then spit on her back when you pull out, then feed her a plan b pill the next day.

I saw a Mexican hanging out with your daughter the other day matosing the shit out of her.

Matosing by Xijiping August 4, 2022

matosing

\mə-tos-ing\ (ma-TOE-sing)

A term used to describe someone who constantly gripes or moans about trivial matters, often to an excessive degree. It captures the essence of someone who seem perpetually dissatisfied.

Originating from regional slang, "matosing" is often used humorously to highlight chronic complainers who find fault in everyday situations. Related terms include "naysayer" and "grouch."

Jane was matosing again during dinner, complaining about everything from the food to the music

matosing by MissTerryUsManInBlack May 30, 2025

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026