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the matos 

When you take a poo and pull up your pants without wiping
Ran out of toilet paper so the matos was my only option.
the matos by Lucy_belle May 24, 2018

The Famous Itai Matos 

He has 23,700 results on Hebrew google, and 298 English ones.
He is a composer.
He's a writer.
He is a guitarist.
He's a lover.
He was a drug addicted bar hopping clubber.
He now works in a grocery and takes long relaxing walks.
HE IS THE FAMOUS ITAY MATOS.
The Famous Itai Matos is a world famous poet!

the matas 

a really little quote little dance move that involves being Italian
my man just came into the matas like a beast

The Mates 

The Mates are a group of boys who are known as 'the mates' for their most used and most popular pharse, 'maaaaaaaaaaaaate!!' This is a greating pharse and is used when each member sees one another. They are the rivals of the 'Rolling killers' aka 'rk'. Also known by the un-named crew as 'rollin bum boys, rollin cunts, group masturbation crew...' etc. The mates were founded by crew members Dom, also known as 'Dom-maaaaate'. The mates have many other random pharses and words which have gained them ridicule from other crews.
THE MATES PHARESES
dom mate!!
corfa mate!!
rape ass!!
tusk-mund!!
rape seed!!
ledge!!
mate!!
you /do/don't loads (this is said to anyone at any time to disagree with them e.g.
LEM-i don't care
CORFA-you do loads!!!!!)

extra emphaisis is used what evry they say.
The Mates by Unknown69 July 26, 2008

Manos: the Hands of Fate 

Voted number 1 for worst movies on IMDB. It is a true work of art and you have to be with friends to appreciate all the awkward silences and every thing Torgo does in the movie is pure gold.
Manos is a movie sooooo bad that it is hilarious

"Manos" The Hands of Fate 

A truly God Awful film. One of the worst films ever made. Made by fertilizer salesman Hal Warren on a bet that he could make a sucessful horror film.

Using $19,000, an old spring wound camera, made an unwatchable film. A film where Warren showed how amature his film was when he forgot to put the opening credits in.

A film where a man played by Warren, his wife, and his daughter stop at the inn of "The Master." The family meets Torgo and settle in for a night of horror. A featured part of the film is Warren's personal fantasy where women in translucent robes wrestle in the night. Disturbing in that the little girl becomes a wife of "The Master."
Proof that fertilizer sales people should never be allowed to make their own films.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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