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the matos
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When you
take a poo and pull up
your pants
without
wiping
Ran out
of
toilet paper
so the matos was
my only
option.
the matos
by
Lucy_belle
May 24, 2018
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the_matos
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To
pull up
your pants
after a poo, without
wiping
.
I ran
out of
toilet paper
this morning
and the_matos was my only option.
the_matos
by
Lucy_belle
May 24, 2018
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