lancer evolution 

a true legendary car made by mistu. 8 models or "evolutions" of the car. for its reasonably low price tag, can usually out perform more expensive cars stock to stock

that stock evo 7 just raped that gto

lancer evolution by gah September 15, 2003

lancer evolution 

Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution 7
Engine: 2000 DOHC 16-valve Intercooler Turbo
Engine type: 280HP 4G63 Turbo
Bore x Stroke: 85.0 x 88.0
Displacement: 1997cc
Power: 206kW/6500
Torque: 383Nm/3500
Full-time 4WD
Transmission 5-speed manual
Steering: Rack & Pinion
Suspension: Front MacPherson Strut, Rear Muli-link
Brakes: front 17" BREMBO ventilated disc, Rear: 16" BREMBO ventilated disc
Length: 4455mm
Width: 1770mm
Height: 1400kg

i love the evo's, i own an evo 7, mine isnt stock, 304HP HKS Racing Intake, HKS SSQ BOV, HKS Racing Exhaust, C-West Body Kit, 18"x 8" Enkei NT03 rims, 235/40/18 Yokohamma ADVAN AVS Sport Tires.

0-60: 4.2 sec
1/4 mi: 12.3 sec

Evo's from the Evo V and up are easily 10 second cars with little upgrades.

lancer evolution by Dave March 12, 2004

Lancer Pride 

A phrase associated with Malden Catholic (or "MC" for short), a catholic all-boys school in Malden Massachusetts who's mascot is the Lancer. the phrase "Lancer Pride" was invented by kool aid drinkers and sycophants in MC's administration and alumni community and is meant for use in a warm and fuzzy context. However it is more commonly used in a sarcastic manner when talking about the numerous MC grads who were cool when they attended MC 20-25 years ago but are now pathetic losers.

**Some crappy Malden/Everett/Revera area bar**

Loud creepy guy, early 40's, wearing "MC Alumni' shirt -" Blah Blah if coach had played me more back in '97 wed've won the state title and I would have made it to the NHL blah blah I was awesome at lacrosse too blah blah working at Cumby's sucked so I quit and told my boss to F himself blah blah I got laid all the time senior year blah blah did I mention I was awesome at lacrosse too? blah blah blah

Barfly #1 (other end of the bar) - "The tool in the Malden Catholic shirt grew up down the street from me. After MC he flunked out of Salem State, then flunked out of Bunker Hill . He's been living rent free with his parents ever since. Last month he got fired from cumby's for offering to blow a dude in the parking lot for vikes.

Barfly #2- "Ha! Lancer Pride!"

*clinking bottles in a sarcastic toast*

Lancer Pride by ba245 February 28, 2021

lancer 3000 

An arrogant asshole who fucks asian guys tbh.

"Wow lancer 3000 did that asian diegosage"

lancer 3000 by Asians August 22, 2006

Lancer Chick 

Typical Mitsubishi Lancer driver: Very tiny, blonde female who wears huge sunglasses that never come off(even when giving head). Has a very high pitched voice which resembles that of a mouse. Also yaps on her cell phone non-stop to random people.

Mr. Moneybags: Is that Lancer Chick?
90's Ford Enthusiast: Hell yeah it is!
Mr. Moneybags: What is she like 4 foot tall?
Jay Leno: Ich würde Sex mit, dass wirklich gute aller Zeiten haben.

Lancer Chick by Rick"Everyday I'm Hungry"Ross October 24, 2011

lancer whore 

n. Pertaining to the video game Gears of War, a person who uses excessively the Lancer to down opponents and then kill them.

Quit being such a lancer whore. It's really annoying when all you do is spray everybody with the lancer, hoping you down one.

lancer whore by Aaron. J, B April 24, 2008

lancer evolution 

A car for men who are not man enough to handle a real muscle car, such as the Dodge Charger. Most often, this car is for men who might be married, but they still spend 5-10% of their days questioning whether they should become a homosexual.

Men who buy these cars are often thought of as "gay" or "stupid" by men who buy American muscle cars.

Timothy wanted to buy an American muscle car until he was turned off by his sales experience with the store that sells them, simply because he is a dumb ass and will believe all the bullshit the salesmen at the Mitsubishi dealership. This is why he bought the Lancer Evolution.

Tim: Do you like my Lancer Evo dude?
Steve: No. It's a girl's car.
Tim: What?
Steve: You should have bought a Dodge Charger.
Tim: But this comes with a standard transmission and it's All Wheel Drive. I can't get a standard transmission on a Dodge Charger.
Steve: Yes, it does have those accessories, but it also is a vehicle for homosexuals. Do you enjoy penis on a regular occasion, or do you deny your preference for penis and believe the bullshit your therapist tells you?

lancer evolution by Shareeb4Prez February 25, 2008