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haute gurleen

noun (f.) on the model of haute cuisine and haute couture, a compliment to a gay man celebrated and conspicuous in the community for his (a)sex appeal, (b) gayness, (c) hautness, (d) hotness, (e) fire, (f) haut feu, (g) hauteur, and (h) haut feu / hauteur~~pun: get it?
Well, gurleen, now that you're appearing as a favorite on LPSG, we'll call you "haute gurleen". Will that work for you? Bravo, ottimo lavoro!
Bravo, well done!"

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Haute Couture Pokeur 

The act of playing poker and losing a lot of money as if one can afford to.
Cindy is a pro at Haute Couture Pokeur!

Haute Couture Pokeur 

The act of playing 8 card poker and waking up the next day with no money.
Cory usually plays Haute Couture Pokeur and is broke on Monday.
Haute Couture Pokeur by Sweet Tits October 11, 2003

Haute Yella 

High Yella, in other words a Light Skin Nigga that is about his money,family, and all things that are Golden! Literally Golden skin tone, Creole descent-Southern Mixture of mannerism & Hardhead
Where is this Tete dure sud Haute Yella, man I’ve dreamed of
Haute Yella by 7HauTeYeLLa31 December 29, 2021

Haute Couture 

Haute Couture is a division of the fashion industry organized by the trade association named the Fédération de la Haute Couture (formerly the Chambre Syndicale de la Couture). In Haute Couture, High fashion Houses produce two collections a year and then make customized versions of the designs in the collection for individual clients according to their specific measurements. Haute Couture collections are the most prestigious and luxurious that exist in the fashion industry. The materials are precious, everything is studied in detail. And it takes about 200-500 hours or even more to create one of these custom-made garments.
Haute Couture The materials are precious, everything is studied in detail. And it takes about 200-500 hours or even more to create one of these custom-made garments.
Haute Couture by Abundance Love January 12, 2025

Terre Haute Pterodactyl 

When a man is doing a woman 'doggy-style' and prior to ejaculating, grabs the sheets or blankets off the bed and flaps them like wings while trying to imitate the sounds of a pterodactyl in order to frighten the woman so that her vagina contracts and his orgasm is more intense.
I don't think I'll be seeing much of her anymore, she didn't appreciate the Terre Haute Pterodactyl I laid on her last night.

Terre haute 

A city in Indiana known for it's astonomical high meth lab rates, prostitution rings, and horrible horrible smell in the Southern part of the city. It was also nicknamed "Sin city" by Time magazine decades ago. The cities moto is "A Level Above" but sadly the only thing it is above is a pile of elephant feces.
There is a horrible smell in the air, a prostitute on the corner, and a meth lab down the street....I must be in Terre Haute!