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Charlie Harper 

Charlie Sheen's character on Two and a half men. A hedonistic ladies man who works as a commercial jingle writer (and at least once a children's song writer). Harper was almost a mirror image of Sheen (the major difference being drug use, Sheen being a major user of most drugs whereas Harper only occasionally does weed, though still drinks a lot). Charlie does not enjoy the company of his mother Evelyn or brother Alan, but does occasionally enjoy hanging out with his nephew Jake (though does not hold back from making fun of his slow intelligence and frequent "toilet usage").

Sheen was fired from the show on March 7, 2011. For the upcoming ninth season, Harper will have been killed off in Paris after being hit by a train (reported as an accident but may have been done by wife/former stalker Rose due to her catching him with another woman). His house will be purchased by Walden Schmidt (played by Ashton Kutcher).
Charlie Harper was the heart of Two and a half men. Even if Kutcher's character is twice as funny, it still won't be able to replace him.
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Ben Harper 

Musician who has many different genres; folk, blues, rock, funk and now gospel. Technically, he's extremely talented. He has a nice sounding voice and his guitar playing is really something. As a songwriter, ehh, he's okay. Certainly no Bob Dylan, but who is, really? He could be some of the best things to happen in music the last 10 years.
Listen to "The Woman in You" and try to tell me that he sucks.
Ben Harper by Kyle February 20, 2005

Herpedian 

A known carrier of the genital strain herpes virus
That ROV pilot Craig was a right herpedian!
Herpedian by emafini July 12, 2011

Stephen Harper's Revenge 

The terrifying diarrhea you get when you're traveling in Canada and eat some bad poutine. Named for their illustrious prime minister in the grand tradition of travel-related intestinal distress.
For the love of god, pull over! I have Stephen Harper's revenge!
A beautiful girl with way to many friends. She will always have your back no matter what, she’s a short girl with dark hair she’s insecure about herself but she really is gorgeous! She’s a flirt and a great kisser she’s also athletic and pretty smart she’s always standing for what she thinks is right and if you ever meet a Harper in your life make sure to keep her close🙂
Boy:I wish I had a Harper

Boy #2:Same
Harper by Savanna826 April 24, 2019
The hottest bitch y'all ever meet. She is so hot that I melt every time I come near her, so then I have to walk away. I may have low standards but harper DAMMMMN I've never met such an amazing, beautiful, GORGEOUS HUMAN in my life. She is the person who always smiles and lights up the room. I know that some people may not agree with me, I've even heard people saying that she is a backstabber, and is so rude (Idk if that is true). I don't mind if I get to see that GORGEOUS face again. I think I am simping for her. I LOVE HARPER TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH.
"DAMN BOI, she is so HOT, she MUST be harper"
Harper by _juicebox._ November 23, 2020