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cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner 

Someone who sucks your dick so well that you couldn't possibly cum anymore and then proceeds to swallow it or guzzle it down like a glass of water.
Wow that girl was a cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner, she got me off so good that I couldn't even think about getting head for another month.

Also what that guy Ty is (sorry if your name is Ty, but I made this name up just for him because he tea bagged me and it also is just his first name so I don't break the rules).

cum guzzling hoebag 

someone who likes to swallow cum from alot of people
dude did u hear about that party, that cum guzzling hoebag went down on everybody!
cum guzzling hoebag by Banana$Bear October 21, 2010

the grizzlies 

Defecation involving gaseous and semi-solid material evacuating the anal cavity with such ferocity that it sounds like a large brown bear native to the Northwestern area of North America.
Last night I ate at Chili's and I had such a bad case of the grizzlies in the morning that my back hurt and my ears were rining. Needless to say, I wish there would have been a seatbelt on the toilet.
the grizzlies by Big McNasty December 28, 2007

Cum guzzling sperm burber 

Where you guzzle the cum and burb the sperm, or just another word for a slut, cum dumpster, or ho
Friend: "that slut is a cum guzzling sperm burber"
Me: "I know man but damn she's fine"

cum-guzzling gutter slut 

A complete and utter whore; a woman who likes to drink gallons of cum; a woman who always craves a big dick in her mouth
Your girlfriend is a cum-guzzling gutter slut.
cum-guzzling gutter slut by Travman November 12, 2002

cum guzzling gutter whore 

A slut/whore/prostitute who lives and/or works in the gutter; said woman also comes into oral contact with so much human ejaculate, that she is henceforth known as a "cum guzzling gutter whore".
Dude, don't go after that chick...she's a well-known cum guzzling gutter whore.