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Abbreviation for "Too long; gotta read anyway."

Used when faced with lengthy content that might be overwhelming, but the reader has to read to tackle it nonetheless. Often employed humorously to convey the determination to dive into extensive or detailed material despite its length.
Person 1: I wrote a detailed analysis of the latest research findings on climate change for the class. It's quite lengthy, though.

Person 2: Ugh tl;gra. Send it my way.
tl;gra by Jforshitz December 29, 2023
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A grandfather who happens to be a total fox.
Girl 1: Did you see Jason's grandpa? He's a total FOX!
Girl 2: That would make him a grandfox.
grandfox by Wheathead July 14, 2017
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Gravelleur 

One who inserts gravel into their anus for pleasure.
Bob showed Steve he is a true gravelleur when he fisted a handful of gravel into his ass. “Oh yeah,” exclaimed Bob.
Gravelleur by AnorexicDildo July 15, 2021
Legendary Tight End Robert Griffin III Gronkowski
Grag is the life and the source of all energy in the universe.
Do not say it in front of him, for he will have no desire.
1. "Without grag, we'd all be dead."
2. "Grag is love, grag is life."
3. "Woooaaahhh, you can't say the G-word."
4. GRAG OUT!
Grag by The magical EE April 22, 2019

ocean grab

When a person is in an ocean & the riptide & undertow get them.
Damn! When I experienced ocean grab it scared the living Hell outta me! I was lucky & got out of it!
ocean grab by Starchylde May 27, 2016

grab-a-snatch 

the grappling of a person's genitalia (by oneself or another); if such grabbing is unwanted or unsolicited, then it constitutes a sexual assault

cf Donald Trump: "... grab them by the pussy..."
Trump bragged he often committed grab-a-snatch assaults on women he found attractive.
grab-a-snatch by Eppypotamus June 23, 2019

Charles Grassley 

Douche-bag Republican Senator from Iowa who is the Chairman of the Senate Judicial Committee. Typically Grassley follows the official party line and doesn't seem to have any original thoughts of his own.
Immediately following the death of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia Mitch McConnell announced that the Senate would not confirm any replacement until after the next election likely meaning there will be a vacancy left unfilled for at least a year. Charles Grassley of course instantly fell in line and refused to even hold hearings.