Gosselin 

the collective noun (i.e. pod of dolphins, gaggle of geese) for douches.

As I was walking along the Jersey Shore I saw a Gosselin of douches wearing Ed Hardy.

Gosselin by ILOVEBREASTS June 1, 2010

Goss'ed 

The act of a person turning a seemingly normal situation that should not be anything more then routine into something that leaves you in complete disbelief at the absurdity of his or her ability to add un-ending complexity and work load to anything they come into contact with.

"we were doing fine till he goss'ed everything up"

"can I have the cheese burger, no mayo, two slices of onion, ONE piece of lettuce, can you crisp only the edge of the burger, and keep the cheese only touching the top bun and….” lunch just got goss’ed

Goss'ed by TenFourteen April 24, 2010

gassed up 

to get your head played with. when bitches play games with your mind.

You had that nigga all gassed up.

gassed up by joe dutch August 19, 2004

Gassed 

To get excited or get hopes up.

Steven got gassed when I told him he was cute.

Gassed by Cindey March 23, 2004

gassed up 

Being high as fuck!

Damn bro that loud had me "gassed up"

gassed up by The Dark$ide June 22, 2015

Goosed 

Old school definition: to pinch someone's buttocks, hopefully the opposite sex, but hey, you take what you get.

Always associated in my mind with a British accent....

Owww! You goosed me, you cheeky devil!

Goosed by badmartialarts October 15, 2004

Gosselined 

Taking so many ice bong rips that your eyes puff out to the point of resembling Jon Gosselin.

Chris- "You look Gosselined"
Greg- "wha?"
Chris- "You took so many rips your eyes look like jon gosselin's"

Gosselined by vinginzo July 18, 2010