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galactivate

Spiritual word used while activating something of galactic porportions.

Frequently used by hippies who think they are capable of ascending this reality.

Often a galactivation is performed for personal, planetary, or humanitarian healing and harmony.

Can be done numerous ways through invocation, prayer, meditation, intention, ceremony, and other non scientifically proven ways.
Great spirit brother, the cosmos are aligned tonight, it's time to galactivate the crystal grid! I'll bring the DMT and my digeridoo.
galactivate by Cosmic Vancouver January 29, 2018
If you call someone a Galatea, you are saying that they are a beauty deemed worthy by Aphrodite.
Boy: Sarah, you are a true Galatea

Sarah: Thank you!
Galatea by Anxious_Noodle October 14, 2019

Galactic Penis 

When you deep dick her so long and hard it makes her see stars.
He gave me the galactic penis last night. I’m pretty sure I did a pleasure pass out.

After taking the galactic penis for over an hour, I came so hard I soaked the sheets.
Galactic Penis by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster 

The best drink in existance.
Take the juice form one bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
Allow four liters of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady oders of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle, sweet, and mystic.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the algolian suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle zamphour.
Add an olive.
Drink... but... very carefully.
Zaphod Beeblebrox invented the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

galactic fail 

A fail that cannot be describe simply as a fail, or an epic fail. This level of failure requires the new adjective of 'Galactic'.
You're 30 and still live in your parents' basement? Galactic Fail.
galactic fail by entmike June 15, 2008

galactic whore

A mega slut, the kind of girl that could be spit roasted by two donkeys and still want more.
victoria was not opposed to being fisted and ass fucked at the same time
being a galactic whore.
galactic whore by Sirus May 15, 2003