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No fucks to give 

When you really just don't give a fuck or you just don't care anymore.
He's always whining about not having any money. I have no fucks to give Jim since he simply lives off his parents' pity.

Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks 

A phrase to describe a woman's mating behavior where she freely engages in sexual activities with the physically attractive, charismatic, charming, suave and confident males - in other words, the Alpha males - with no strings attached, shit-tests, favors, catches and any rules, hence Alpha Fucks.

At the same time the woman denies sex to the physically unattractive and undesirable men - in other words, the Beta males - instead giving ambiguous promises that sex will be offered in return if the males treat her well, take her out to dates, buy her dinner, bring her gifts, etc, hence Beta Bucks.

For the Betas, sex is held behind many barriers such as the "three dates" rule, all-expenses paid dinners, shopping trips, favors, funny jokes, rapport building, lengthy text convos, shit tests and more... all the while as the Alphas get to have sex right away without having to do all that in advance. Hence, the term Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks.

This phrase can also alternatively be used to describe how a woman spends her young and fertile years hooking up and getting knocked up by the Alphas with absolutely no strings attached, and later as she seeks to settle down, seeks out a Beta to provide for her and her Alpha spawn.

Synonyms for Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks include:

Alpha Fame Beta Shame
Alpha Boss Beta Loss
Alpha Lay Beta Pay
Alpha Sex Beta Checks
Alpha Seed Beta Need
Alpha Fornicate Beta Masturbate
Samantha wrote on her Tinder profile "I'm looking for a gentleman to treat me right, buy me gifts and take me to dinners. No hookups unless you look like Jason Statham!" She is in Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks mode.

Josie had a kid with Jamal the pro basketball player and then married Richard from retail five years later. Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks.

this fucks 

this fucks by BabyJesusINTHEWOMB February 13, 2018

sucks monkey fucks 

*Really* sucking. Really being bad, beyond words. Usually applied to old, (S)NES video games but can also be used when sucking at doing something.
AVGN: It sucks so much it fucks. It fucks so much it sucks. It sucks monkey fucks.
sucks monkey fucks by avgn_fan42 September 4, 2010

Fucks and Friends

People who watch only Fox News and can't see it as fake news.
Well, I can see by talking to you that you watch Fox News and think real news reporters are enemies of the people. Therefore, you are a Fucks and Friends kind of person.
Fucks and Friends by Fed up August 4, 2018