Freelander

A hairdressers car, which only silly people drive.

My hairdresser has a Freelander - he’s very silly and ginger!

by Yum yum ur mum lookslikeaplum July 8, 2018

Freelance Mascot

A definition that’s been the word of the day for a few days now. This fact is very worrying. The actual definition of ‘Freelance Mascot’ is ‘ A fun way to say furry!’.

Person 1: Hey, have you checked Urban Dictionary recently?
Person 2: Yeah, the same definition of ‘Freelance Mascot’ has been word of the day since the start of this week!

by NougatNewt March 23, 2022

Freeance

Yet another word made up by our 43rd president, George W. Bush. Can only be used in a sentence with 'peeance' preceeding it.

"A peeance, freeance secure Iraq in the midst of the Middle East will have enormous historical impact."

by Eliot Armstrong February 12, 2004

freelance styler

Someone who can not freestyle rap, and writes their verses before they get to the battle. freelance styling is ILLEGAL in rap

Dan: Did you hear Darrell's verse at the battle?

Don: Yeah he is obviously a freelance styler

by captainseatbelt March 18, 2011

freelance

Unstructured work, often done outside the office on a piecemeal basis. Irregular and often unpaid.

The editor asked me to do all that writing on a freelance basis, but in the end he never paid me. I took him to court.

by RexGibson March 14, 2004

freelance photographer

A photographer who works for themselves. Sells their photos to whoever wishes to buy them.

Ooh, lookie! Mildred's decided to become a freelance photographer! She works for nobody but herself! What a lucky bitch!

by Amandel December 28, 2006

Freelance Beboppin'

Poetry beyond translation

"Did you go to Anat Pick's performance last night? No? Man, the Freelance Beboppin' was off the hook!"

by Safari Man and the Russian January 22, 2009