flanders 

The half hairs that stick out from your ponytail that are because eo ripping your hair out from wearing ponytails.

My flanders were sticking up today, so I hairsprayed them down.

flanders by Amiee the goat January 11, 2019

flonderpuss 

A dense individual who, upon contact with a promising sexual opportunity, decides to play video games instead of receiving voluptuous sensual pleasures.

"Hornswoggly Bill was a flonderpuss. He was found at his house jerking it to Battletoads."

flonderpuss by TheStreetsofCleone September 21, 2009

Flandiferous 

Pertaining to or being of a happy thing.

Captain Jack Sparrow is flandiferous!

The day George W. Bush is out of office will be a flandiferous one.

Flandiferous by Elaine October 2, 2003

Ned Flanders 

A dorky, God-fearing, neighborly type of man with glasses; as seen on the Simpsons.

Look Ned Flanders, stop taking the Bible too seriously and get a life.

Ned Flanders by Anonymous May 16, 2003

Flanders 

A very Christian neighbor

Hideduly doodely neiboryno shut up stupid Flanders

Flanders by BigIanDries June 6, 2018

Slanderous J 

This is the slang word for Jolly Rancher Candies. Much like the many alternate words for drugs, Slanderous J can be used amongst authority figures to stay "below the radar."

Dude 1: Hey man you wanna hook me up with some Slanderous J?
Dude 2: For sure bro
Dude 1: Thanks alot dude
Dude 1: No problem

Slanderous J by NickF. July 30, 2008

slanderous prostitute 

A type of insult used by those who cannot say the word "slut" and or "whore" in the moment being. This word can refer to the male or female, depending on which one you're arguing about your "payment" with.

Bobby called Ryan a "slanderous prostitute" as he denied him pleasure, and walked out the door with the money.

Poor Bobby.

slanderous prostitute by X Raleigh X March 10, 2008