Feckless barbie 

Ivanka Trump.

We had hoped that The presidents daughter would keep the president from being an egotistical dictator but she’s merely feckless Barbie.

Pretty and useless.

Feckless barbie by Commiemommie June 12, 2018

fuckness 

a term meaning "fuck" but more cooler sounding with a plural type ending

HOLY fuckness that dude is fine!!!!!!!

fuckness by brokenhearted27 June 19, 2009

Fuckness 

The state, quality or measure of being fucked.

Fuckness

Example 1 (State): OMG! I crashed my parents car. I am sooo fucked!!!
Example 2 (Quality): OMG! I crashed my parents car. I am grade A fucked bro!!!
Example 3 (Measure): OMG! I crashed my parents car. I am fucked beyond all belief!!!

Fuckness by Mindset89 January 21, 2016

feckless necklace

Jewelry a guys gives a woman to make up for doing her wrong romantically.

Here's a feckless necklace, honey. So let's just get past my refusing that activity.

feckless necklace by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Fuckness 

When state of everything being fucked up.

My ex was so insecure, going to parties was total fuckness.

Fuckness by Countrylishes December 30, 2019

Feckless Rube 

The peak of ignorant dimwitted-ness, the cake taker for adult simpletonry. The feckless rube has nary a shred of understanding of how, when, or why they have grievously revealed their knowledge of the situation at hand to be rapidly approaching zero.

May also be used in playful adoration.

Kyle's such a feckless rube, his dad told him to take his car to get the oil changed and when the tech asked him what kind he wanted he responded with "uhhhh canola?"

Feckless Rube by omoshiroi_boi December 8, 2020

Feckless 

Fucking recklessly. To be reckless when you fuck.

He was feckless on Saturday and now is concerned of the outcome.

Feckless by Bonedaddy88 October 13, 2022