Gender Factuality Paradox 

The Gender Factuality Paradox is that unsolved mystery encapsulated in the question, "If a man says something and the nearest woman is 120 miles away and listening to the Bee Gees, is he still wrong?"

The Gender Factuality Paradox is set to have Gender Studies MA students scuppered this year.

Gender Factuality Paradox by Fearman April 1, 2008

Factual Faggot

A person who is in fact a faggot.

Grahm touched Andrews dick while reciting poetry, he is a factual faggot.

Factual Faggot by Samenametwice August 28, 2018

quite factual 

When something is quite factual, so factual that you use this phrase

Is 1+1 2?
Quite Factual.

quite factual by The Fat Duck October 5, 2021

factual inaccuracies 

Fancy lies

His factual inaccuracies made the hifalutin ugly ladies swoon.

factual inaccuracies by ReallyUglyGirl May 12, 2017

was not intended to be a factual statement 

A clause which, when placed at the end of a sentence or simply used as an excuse after the fact, will allow you to say anything you want.

It was first made popular by politician Jon Kyl when making a bogus statement about Planned Parenthood, and then taken to even greater heights on The Colbert Report. This is a prime example of colberrorism.

Jon Kyl is the only person who can sneeze with his penis. He calls it a sneenis. That was not intended to be a factual statement.

was not intended to be a factual statement by MarcusDonovinius May 23, 2011

the actual factual 

truth, current events, news, or the usual activities

Persistant Paul: So what's the latest?
News and Notes Nate: Oh so you want that actual factual?

(chillin' context)

Renegade Rob: What's goin' champion?
Chillin' in the Cut Charlie: Ain't nothin' but the actual factual.

the actual factual by Avery Smith December 13, 2007

Factualities

It’s another word used for a fact but it’s only used if you’re bad😎

Kaylee stating real factualities!

Factualities by Immaturityyy January 3, 2020