stewie diver

Nickname for the Australian $5 note. A stewie diver = a fiver

i was sitting in the front line of the strip club, i wanted a lappy (lap dance) but all i had was a stewie diver

stewie diver by Howard C Bonapart January 19, 2010

muff diver 

To suck pussy, eat out, lick the cat, eat the beaver. When a man or woman ( i prefer men)burries their face in a woman's hairy or bald pussy and licks her clit with random sucking here and there. A good muff diver knows to focus on the clit and suck and lick it until the woman explodes into a throbbing, wiggling ectsasy. Licking the vaginal opening and sucking on the lips occasionally is a big plus. You can take it a step further and lick the asshole to complete the mission.

That muff diver sucked my pussy so good I was climbing the wall.

muff diver by kinkyraggae June 18, 2005

dirt diver 

Someone that aint afraid of getting his hand dirty when working.

Also a character in CBS the units

Jakes aint afraid to get his hands dirty. Hes a real dirt diver

Mack code name is DirtDiver

dirt diver by JiDe T. November 15, 2007

anal diver 

One that diver or plunges into the anus (especially a homosexul.) The references is meant to bring forth imagery of a scuba diver in a wet suit diving into the ocean, like a penis plunging into an ocean of ass.

He didn't wear a snorkel but we could all tell that he was an anal diver.

anal diver by cool4dude April 29, 2005

Perfect Diver 

When you are crouched over a toilet (not sitting, standing), and your turd falls about a foot and goes inside the siphon (the hole that shit goes down) without flushing and stays down there without coming back out, without a spash that goes up to your butt hole.

Hey Dylan. I just took a dump, and only one was a perfect diver.

Perfect Diver by ATC Mr.Inkredable June 5, 2010

Pearl Diver 

Someone who performs oral sex on a female and licks her clitoris (aka licking the pearl tongue).

Jimmy was an expert Pearl Diver, and most women thought he should win an Olympic Gold Medal for Pearl Diving.

Pearl Diver by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

Underwater Keg Diver 

It is when someone drops the keg in a pool or lake and someone has to go fish it out.

"Dude, that Kelsea is an underwater keg diver!"

"Thats whats up!"

Underwater Keg Diver by MOBFNFDTF September 12, 2009