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When you are crouched over a toilet (not sitting, standing), and your turd falls about a foot and goes inside the siphon (the hole that shit goes down) without flushing and stays down there without coming back out, without a spash that goes up to your butt hole.
Hey Dylan. I just took a dump, and only one was a perfect diver.
by ATC Mr.Inkredable June 05, 2010
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