Nashua School District 

The government's worst attempt so far to educate people.

Foreign Guy: Hey I was an exchange student in the Nashua School District.

Other Guy: HAHAHAHAHA

Nashua School District by thepretender December 14, 2011

District of Brown 

The anus.

I got invited to the District of Brown for a ball game. Please don't make me go back there.

District of Brown by Rydo January 22, 2011

distraction dance 

Henry Stickmin dancing with the song Dance Mr. Funnybones playing in the backround.

Aw man, i got distracted by the distraction dance yesterday.

distraction dance by HenryStickmin August 22, 2020

District 9

a cool stray kids song that you should probably stream.
you know i know, lee know

Talk talk, people talk too much
What what, saying nonsense
All the nagging and cursing, please stop
Whether I do well or not, I’ll take care of myself

Actually, I don’t know myself
It’s frustrating, I’m always worrying
Answer me
Give me an answer, a clear answer please
If you can’t then please stop interfering
This is our jungle
In here, we move according to our own rules
My district, District 9

District 9 by Anonymous Bitchesss September 7, 2019

Washoe County School District 

A school district that is completely overrun by inadequate teachers and ridiculous, nay preposterous, regulations. It is headed up by a conspiratorial leprechaun whose extremely low stature seems to be an indication of his mental capabilities. The students are aware that they are shit-screwed, but they are unable to escape because of the bureaucracy of administrators fighting over paltry sums of money. From this one may conclude that the Washoe County School District is in all aspects parallel to the inherent and true definition of poop.

The Washoe County School District is an affiliate of the Washoe County Mental Hospital, a place where many WCSD employees have resided.

Washoe County School District by Mac__Crazy August 9, 2010

the district

What everyone from Washington DC calls Washington DC.

Q: Hey, where are you?

A: In Virginia, heading back to the district.

the district by gcgraves September 17, 2008

redlight district 

a neighborhood or a part of a neighborhood where businesses connected to the sex industry (sex shops, strip clubs, adult theaters etc.) exist.

Guy 1: I'm going to the redlight district to get me some hooker vagina.
Guy 2: Bring me some glow in the dark lube.
Guy 1: Alright brother!

redlight district by ilhsdfksdfhgs June 23, 2010