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Post Convention Depression Disorder 

A condition affectiong conventioneers upon returning home. Symptoms include hangover (usually on the 1st day after return from convention) , lack of satisfaction in life because you're not at convention and checking the calendar every day to see how long until the next convention. Sufferers often write inconsequential messages on facebook or texts to other sufferers. This temporarily seems to provide some relief, but the effect doesn't last.
Sorry, I'm just not happy. I think I have Post Convention Depression Disorder.
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among us disorder 

The inability to see a one colored shape with white circle and not give an Among Us reference
Person 1: *sees anything*
Person 1: "Wow guys look imposter is sus"
Person 2: "among us!!!"
Person 3: *starts humming among drip*

Person 4: "Can't believe they have an among us disorder"
among us disorder by mimasterace February 22, 2021

Oversized Cock Disorder

Oversized Cock Disorder (OCD for short) is a common mental health condition where a persons penis size is exponentially increased by up to 20x the average. Not to be confused with its predecessor Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, Oversized Cock Disorder is extremely rare condition found in 1 in 69420 males.

Wardy Joubert III, a football diagnosed with ocd got a 28.3 increase measuring a whopping 144.33" this is the most severe case recorded to this day.
John: I've got OCD
Lucy: So you get anxious when things are out of order?
John: No... I have Oversized Cock Disorder
Oversized Cock Disorder by Peak#7550 December 16, 2021

Dreamybull disorder 

The dreamybull disorder, historically known as the cumming disorder. Is a disorder that appears in horny males aged 13 to the 30s. People with the dreamybull disorder all they do is cum, cum and CUM! Dreamybull disorder also influences people to overreact their sexual pleasure and orgasm with words such as "I AM ABOUT TO CUUUM", "I AM ABOUT TO NUT I AM ABOUT TO BLOW", "I AM BUSSING" and also "OMG OMG". While having reactions they also moan and yell during their pleasure and orgasm. The disorder is named to Dreamybullxxx, famous victim of the cumming disorder who suffered from this strange disorder and coomed himself to death.
Person 1: OH SHIT OH SHIT OH OH MAY GAAWD AMBUTTAKAM! *cums* AWWW SHIT AH AH OH F#CK OH SHIT!
Person 2: Dude why do you overreact ur sexual pleasure and orgasm and why tf do you even moan you're a MALE!
Person 3: RIP BRO! You suffer from the Dreamybull disorder!
Person 1: Oh f#ck!

Post Traumatic Christmas Disorder 

The overwhelming feelings of anxiety and panic that insue upon waking the day after Christmas. Typically related to buyers remorse, over eating,empty bank account and the pile of dirty dishes waiting to be washed in the kitchen.
Jamie: " Amy I don't know what to do! I've put on 10 pounds, my kitchen is a mess and I checked our bank account on line and we're in overdraft! To make matters worse, the Kindle Fire I paid $250.00 for is on sale...... half off!"

Amy: " Damn girl, you better call a shrink. Sounds like your suffering from Post Traumatic Christmas Disorder."

Erectile Tongue Disorder 

Erectile Tongue Disorder, also known as ETD, is a disorder of the tongue of certain individuals that spontaneously, and in some cases involuntarily, project out their tongue when their photo is about to be taken. You will see such individuals, in photo after photo, with their erectile tongue projecting either toward the camera or toward another individual. On occasion, some photos may be taken without the tongue projecting, but that is typically the exception, not the rule. Such individuals suffering from ETD also have a tendency, during an intimate moment, e.g.leading to a kiss, to instead lick the face of a romantic partner. In severe cases of ETD, sufferers may go on a licking spree, licking unwary individuals as a sign of affection, particularly when intoxicated. ETD can also be contagious to individuals that are in the same photo, who witness the erectile tongue and are compelled to follow suit.
Julie suffers from a bad case of Erectile Tongue Disorder, I hardly have any pictures of her where her tongue isn't sticking out.

Mel's ETD was flaring up again last night, I think he licked my face three or four times!

Gaming disorder 

A made up "disorder" by a previously reputable organization called WHO. If you play video games when you are alone, you now have a "mental disorder", Although other addictions to activities such as watching movies or watching too many sports are completely normal.
Person 1: Do you play video games instead of doing Math homework?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: OMG!!, I didn't know you had mental issues. Here take this pill, we need to get rid of your "Gaming disorder".
Gaming disorder by SJ Warrior August 19, 2018