dicksmashed
dicksmashed by smacks555 February 25, 2011
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dick splash
n. the often unpopular splash or stain made by a male during clumsy urination on either ones own or someone elses trousers and/or footwear.
dick splash by Dick Splash February 28, 2005
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Dicksplacement
Where a man's penis (and/or testis) are placed in an awkward position thus straining it and causing him discomfort.
"Nah mate I don't think you should buy those jeans they look a bit tight."
"Yeah they're giving me dicksplacement. I have one ball above my dick and one below."
"Yeah like a division sign."
"Yeah they're giving me dicksplacement. I have one ball above my dick and one below."
"Yeah like a division sign."
Dicksplacement by Woody1990 November 16, 2009
dicksplantion
When I told my friends my dicksplantion they totally understood. Meanwhile my gorl friend did not agree.
dicksplantion by Wildest one February 12, 2018
Dick splash
When you make your Nan a cup of tea, and when you're about to give it to her, you take your penis out, and splash your dick in it, so it splashes all over her!
Dick splash by Bloomerz September 1, 2011
dicksplosion
When you get an erection that forces too much blood to your dick. It then explodes from the pressure. This generally happens when you get turned on beyond normality.
As two kids, Derek and Julian, sat on the sidewalk, bored, they saw a curvy mid-twenties blond female walk down the street. "Dude, look at HER! She's so fine," Derek said. "I'm getting a nosebleed," Julian responded. Suddenly, a loud boom echoed throughout the cul-de-sac and blood splattered all over the house across the street. "..dude, what was THAT?" Julian asked. "Oh, I just had a dicksplosion," responded Derek, all smiles.
dicksplosion by CoolBeansDude August 12, 2008
dicksplay
She was so enthralled by the dicksplay at the sex museum, she told all her girlfriends it was a must see!