Decorative Log

Intentionally leaving a shit in the toilet for others to view and be amazed by.

Lucy left Duncan a decorative log

'Wow!' said Duncan 'What's gone into that?!'

Decorative Log by Barneyfowell June 14, 2016

decleated 

when you get tackeled in sport real hard. You get knocked out your cleats (shoes).

Boy, that guy just got it De-cleated! He went nowhere fast.

decleated by Lamonator December 20, 2004

Side Decoration

The act of posing for selfies or posed photographs whereby a male, who is otherwise nothing more than an unpopular douche is able to convince two at least one, but ideally two or more, attractive, female hotties to pose with him in said photos. These females, as Side Decoration, give the appearance that the douchebag is otherwise extremely popular, well hung, desired by women and commands female attention. Without Side Decoration, his life is nothing more than a pathetic, day to day existance and females generally cannot stand someone that requires Side Decoration.

Brandon constantly posts selfies and other posed pictures of himself along with Side Decoration. His Facebook and Twitter appear to show the life of a high rolling, ladies man where women are craving the D. However, those that know him know he is just a douche and if it not for his use of Side Decoration, no one would care.

Side Decoration by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2014

De-decorating 

1. The mess you make throwing things everywhere trying to find something important.
2. The opposite redecorating

Her: Good grief it's a mess in here.

You: Oh sorry about that I had to do some De-decorating when I was looking for my car keys.

De-decorating by Deezo88 March 31, 2009

decorators are in 

She's got her period.

I was gonna go round my girlfriend's tonight but the decorators are in...

decorators are in by Catcatcat June 8, 2005

Decorating Tube 

A common slang term used in by members of the baking community and pastry chefs and simply refers to the Penis. The Penis, similar to a Decorating Tube which is a specially-shaped, open-end tip used to form icing decorations, delivers a lovely, creamy icing used in icing the bundt cake and other sexual acts.

While attending a recent pastry chef's convention, Milford met a lovely young chef during one of the expos. After a brief conversation, Milford offered to provide private decorating lessons to teach her the fine points of using his Decorating Tube. She graciously took Milford up on his offer and later found herself well decorated with Milford's cream icing.

Decorating Tube by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2014

Decorate the oak 

When it's your turn to buy a round of beer, and you are reticent to get up and go to the bar, someone in your company could say to you "Decorate the oak". This means simply to put more decoration on the oak counter e.g. a few more pints of beer

"Decorate the oak ya scabby bastard. It's your round"

Decorate the oak by Ally Dick October 6, 2016