Sleeper Computer 

An incredibly fast computer disguised as a Windows 98 peice of crap. It will most likely look the same on the outside but be brand new on the inside. It has the latest processor,RAM and videocards built into a crappy shell.

1.I saw a sleeper computer but I didnt know it was any different from the old crappy school computer next to it.
2.After he started the computer, Mr.X was shocked to see it running a modern OS and start incredibly fast.
3.Wow look at that peice of crap.Wait,Holy Cow it's running Crysis at 60 fps!!!!

Sleeper Computer by Freshstyles50 August 22, 2009

Computato 

A combination of computer and potato to represent lazy bums who sit in front of their computer watching tv shows rather than being a couch potato who sits on their couch in front of a television.

Ex. Matt loves sitting around and being a computato as he watches Spanish soap operas on his laptop.

Computato by ladyrainosaur November 25, 2011

Computer liposuction 

This term was created for people on social media who alter their selfies to make themselves look better. Photo shopping mass quantities of lard from their bodies so people will believe they aren't fat blobs.

Damn bro, Jaime was looking fine in her Facebook profile picture. Too bad she had some computer liposuction done!!

Computer liposuction by Bada Bing Martin October 21, 2015

rectal computer

A computer that is medically shoved into your anal cavity. Often obtains viruses, and sometimes itches.

Woah, Tom got a new rectal computer!

rectal computer by Water Washington April 14, 2014

Your computer has virus 

This is what you hear before the Indian scammer starts to fix your computer but actually steals $11,000 from you.

John: "Hello, is this Microsoft tech support?"
Scammer: "Hello, your computer has virus."

Your computer has virus by I just work here March 30, 2021

clown computing 

When you try to cram as many services (or vms) onto a single machine as possible.

We're moving our database, app servers, reporting, message queues, mail servers, and static content to a single machine as part of the Clown Computing initiative.

clown computing by ITInformer June 3, 2009

Computical 

Dealing with computers as in Desktops, laptops, printers, and other peripherals.

We have a lot of computical equipment.

Computical by RedHawkTech April 29, 2009