choding off

The act of putting hoes before bros and leaving your mates for a girl. This act is performed by a chode

Tom: Why cant dave come?
Jamie: He's choding off again.

choding off by Clocked May 7, 2010

churding 

While in the bathtub each person will see how far they can expel their own excrement and still have the ability to pull it back inside.

Todd and I were churding and he was able to excrete his crap an inch further out than I could.

churding by DewMe December 4, 2004

Choring 

To annihilate the rest of the drugs, particularly Charley.

Hey, what’s Charley choring? S(h)e said s(h)e was going for a ride. Well at least I think that’s what s(h)e said.

Choring by Veg Box January 11, 2019

choding 

When a man exposes his chode(a penis wider than long)and masturbates with it usually having to use two hands.

I caught him choding, and it was an ugly site.

choding by Jason C.. February 4, 2003

choading 

1. Verb hybrid term in gerund form incorporating elements of both froadin' (engaging in off-road motorsports) and douchebaggery (unpleasant, boorish behavior).

2. People who live inland with jetskis.

See also: choadin' (chodin)

"Say, brah, let's hook up the trailer to the lifted Ford F-150 truck and head out to Gordon's Well for a delightful weekend of choading."

choading by American Athlete July 30, 2004

Chorking 

Chorking. To do chores or home projects during time set aside as work from a home office;The act of blending work and chores, usually while working at a home office.

Sarah got up from the report she had to finish at her home office to fold the laundry sitting on the bed. After a few seconds she stopped realizing she was chorking.

Goofing off while working at home

Chorking by wstlnguy September 30, 2009

Charding 

When a bottle of chardonnay has been open too long, and no longer tastes good... You empty the bottle into your ass to avoid wasting the drunk that woukd be left behind, had you chosen to pour it down the drain.

I opened a bottle of chardonnay last week and it got a little vinegary, to the point where the flavor was quite offensive, so I realized charding was the most appropriate way to finish the bottle.

Charding by Tomatoeyes July 3, 2016