Sabrina Carpenter 

MY MOM AND QUEEN— A talented, frckin amazing, beautiful, singer and actress (she can dance, draw and play lots of instruments too). There's nothing she can't do.

"holy shizzle sabrina carpenter is amazing."

"Ikr, there's nothing she can't do."

Sabrina Carpenter by idontmindyourshadows February 28, 2017

carked it 

Someone, or something has died.

Jimmy carked it last night! He had a heart attack.

carked it by talk2me-JCH2 February 14, 2022

Carpe natem 

Latin for "Seize the Butt Cheeks" or "Seize the Booty"

Tom: "hey, so tits or ass?"
Bill: "Carpe Natem, Bro. Booty. Everytime."

Carpe natem by Dasgay May 18, 2014

Caped Gweirdo

Formally, a caped gweirdo is a complex mythical term but can be used as an insult. In its more common usage, it specifically implies that someone is beyond weird, physically aggressive, and dresses themselves in strange attire to intimidate. The term can also just mean mean or aggressive over small things. The plural is caped gweirdoz not caped gweirdos.

"He is such a caped gweirdo!"

Caped Gweirdo by dr.gweirdo December 4, 2019

Carpe Diem 

A shortened version of the original Latin phrase "Carpe diem quam minimum credula postero" meaning "seize the day, trusting as little as possible in the future."

Commonly used to justify spontaneous behavior and to make the most out of today, because one doesn't know if they'll live to see tomorrow.

However, the actual phrase is not saying to ignore the future, but rather to do as much as one can now because they won't know if everything will fall into place in the long run.

Benefit yourself now, so it can pay off in the future.

The complete fucking opposite of YOLO.

I should probably study for this calculus exam to help me become a civil engineer, unless I want to end up smoking crack in the back of the McDonalds parking lot. Carpe diem!

Carpe Diem by vrls September 6, 2013

Roll out the pink carpet

To offer sex as a form of gratitude or atonement.

As gratitude:

Jeff: "I helped your sister get her car out of a snow bank last night"

Mike: "Thanks dude, that's cool of you"

Jeff: "No need to thank me, she rolled out the pink carpet"

Mike: "What?!"

As atonement:

Jeff: "Fern borrowed my new car and scratched the damn paint!"

Mike: "Did she roll out the pink carpet?"

Jeff: "Damn right she did!"

Roll out the pink carpet by UncleJeffy February 3, 2010

aaron carpenter 

A beautiful boy who is apart of magcon, but doesn't get recognized as much as he should.
Aaron carpenter is the best thing that will ever happen too you!!!

Aaron carpenter is beautiful... He is sexy too.

aaron carpenter by magcon lover March 24, 2014