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cummoning 

Cummoning is the act of shooting a load in the middle of a ritualistic circle and reciting an incantation to create a cum golem that does your bidding. It’s highly advised to keep the golem below room temperature.

*Disclaimer: if golem is placed in a freezer, make sure you label the golem.
“Hey bud, why is there cum on the kitchen floor?”

Sorry dude. I forgot to tell you I performed a cummoning last night.”
cummoning by Cups of the Dixie April 17, 2021
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Canadian Caroling 

The uninvited act of masturbating in somebody's bushes while you watch them through the window.
I went Canadian caroling last night for four hours over at Jenny's house.
Canadian Caroling by TractorPete January 1, 2009

Carroting 

The act of putting expensive fruit and vegetable items through the self service checkout as cheaper ones. For example, one might put through a mango as a carrot or an avocado as a potato and save a few dollars.
The price of avocados at the moment is ridiculous. The only way I can afford them is by carroting.
Carroting by NimbleFruitJube April 24, 2018

carroting 

The act of sticking a carrot up someones ass.
Jay loves carroting his boyfriend.
carroting by jaylovescarrots January 7, 2010

Cacooning 

when someone (usually a teen/young adult) is unsatisfied with their physical appearance and stays in their room for months working out/perfecting their appearance as to be comfortable with themselves in the public eye; only to emerge as someone who is completely different and (usually) more attractive and likeable. sometimes refered to as "the butterfly effect."
Wow, Bobby spent the whole winter Cacooning and he looks HOT!
"i caught gary croning james last night"
croning by Hakko December 21, 2003