Double bucketing 

It's a term used to describe the walk of a person who has consumed to much Ketamin.Imagine someone with a bucket stuck on each foot trying to walk,you get the picture.

"Check out that crusty munter double bucketing like a good 'un".

Double bucketing by Louis from Bemmie April 22, 2009

Junk Buffing 

A junk buffing is a very good and satisfying hand-job.

"If he came on my show i'd give him such a good junk buffing he wouldn't need an Argentine mistress"

Junk Buffing by Dazeses July 17, 2009

Taint Buffing 

Getting a pat down in the groin region by: Security, Secret Service, or TSA

I hate security lines, i don't want to take off my shoes for some Taint Buffing

Taint Buffing by Maxie Gee November 6, 2010

buffting 

If a thing is buff, it is a buffting. 'ting' being London garage slang for 'thing'*

Err, that bird down twerton park was a right buffting.

*"it's a London ting"

buffting by spencer February 1, 2003

Buffetting 

The act of throwing an object out of a window due to it not performing as expected

Jim - "this disc is awful"
Steven - "then start buffetting it!"

Buffetting by sbarber15 July 2, 2011

EveryDay I'm Buffering 

It's when your internet connection is so slow that when trying to watch a video it is buffering.

Teacher: Kids lets watch the news update online!
Kids: Yay!
(Teacher loads page)
Kid 1: Aww it's buffering!
Kid 2: Everyday I'm Buffering! (Starts dancing)

EveryDay I'm Buffering by personqwerty123456789 June 13, 2012

Buffing blue 

Auto-erotic asphyxiation slang term

I almost died last night buffing blue.

Buffing blue by Extremeatheist August 20, 2013