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punky brewster effect 

/noun/ occurrence in which a plain-looking child star becomes SMOKIN' HOT after going through puberty; named after a sitcom character played by Soleil Moon Frye in the mid-1980's; also known as rudy huxtable syndrome
Soleil Moon Frye, Alyssa Milano, and Keisha Knight Pulliam all went through the punky brewster effect.
punky brewster effect by The Deuce December 16, 2005

brewster 

An alternative name for a brew (a drink of tea or coffee)
Often preceded by several rhyming nonsense words
Brewster anyone?

Get the pot on. I'm ready for a diskster dockster dewster brewster
brewster by noddy330 June 23, 2009

Punky Brewster 

A.J. punky brewstered that guy and he's bleeding everywhere. Shut your mouth before I punky brewster you.
Punky Brewster by gohard February 23, 2010

Brewster 

A small hamlet in Putnam County, New York. Population is about 2,000 residents (Census 2000), but is probably even larger now. The local school district and most of the Town of Southeast takes the Brewster name. The residents of Brewster are Westchester County refugees, and teens are obsessed over this non-existant clique.

Eventually, even Brewster residents will be overtaxed out of their homes and will have to move to Dutchess County to make ends meet.
Alright, who's going to Carmel for a beer run (thanks to "yeah, i live here" for idea.)

Brewster is filthy rich

punky brewster 

pertaining to a teenage girl's fascination with kittens, rainbows, and fluffy things, even though she is of "fuckable" age
OMG! Mary Kate and Ashley are almost 18! They come off like they are all punky brewster, but I bet they already been deflowered.

Skonky Brewster 

Stuck up, middle aged actor/ actress who's addicted to sleeping pills, bourbon, and whippets. Enjoying his/ her mid life crisis due to being molested by his/her male, middle-aged co-star from a sitcom that aired 30 years ago. He, she always wears burnt pantyhose from falling asleep with lit cigarettes. He's/ she's had his/ her stomach pumped 13 times from " Confusing" his/ her sleeping pills with Mentos. He/ she has a tendency to shoplift, he/ she smells like a distillery, and if you ever have a craving for a sundae, he's/she's right there with the whipped cream.
That stuck up ho is a Skonky Brewster.
Fran Drescher is a Skonky Brewster.
Brittany Spears ( Even though she's 11 years old with 17 kids named Bob)is a Skonky Brewster.
Russell Crowe is a Skonky Brewster.
Owen Wilson is a Skonky Brewster.
Heath Ledger is a Skonky Brewster.
Keifer Sutherland is a Skonky Brewster.
Hellen Hunt is a Skonky Brewster.
Winona Ryder is a Skonky Brewster.