bobbing for french fries

Describes any act of lunacy.Only a complete moron would plunge his face into a vat of boiling grease to snag a fry.

Can you believe that moron went into a health food store to buy a pack of smokes? That's so bobbing for french fries.

bobbing for french fries by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011

Bobbing for Cock 

When someone is so sleepy their head starts to nod in a downward motion, as if they are giving someone a blow job.

Haha! Look at Jim over there. He didn't get any sleep last night so now he is bobbing for cock.

Bobbing for Cock by tatermctater April 16, 2015

bobbing for scrotum sauce 

a sport where a female gracefully hugs a penis with her lips and mouth. she then bobs up and down until she she lands upon the scrotum sauce. this sport is popular for males to experience. also know as skull

"We're here live in Slumps room where bobbing for scrotum sauce is taking place. So Slump what is the name of this contestant whos face is stuck to your penis, I dont want to interupt her"

"I dont know. But she's really doing a good job."

(in a muffled voice)"My name is Monique"

"Dont talk your ruining it....ah ah ahhhhhhh!!..."

"There you have it folks another successful outing in the wonderful sport of bobbing for scrotum sauce. Tune in tomorrow when 6 more contestants step up to the plate."

"For Bob Bohnson this is Bent Tonsil saying so long; and remember ladies liquid kids their grrrreat!!

bobbing for scrotum sauce by Slump June 21, 2004

bobbing for nut juice 

When someone sticks their hands down their pants and licks the sweaty ball juice off their fingers

She was bobbing for nut juice

bobbing for nut juice by Sherbear73 November 6, 2017

bobbing for apples

When a female gives head while the male is sitting in a hottub or pool. Giving the illusion that she is "bobbing for apples".

"Dude, did you see Allison and Roger last night?"
"Yea, she was totally bobbing for apples."

bobbing for apples by jimbleboot May 5, 2010

bobbing and weaving 

(Gerundial noun phrase). Literally, a series of movements executed in the sport of boxing in which one participant dodges and parries his opponent's punches by moving quickly back and forth, and up and down, so as not to present a stable target. Used figuratively to describe behavior that is less than straightforward, esp. in dealings with others.

Niggaz be bobbing and weaving and shit, I ain't feelin' that, y'all need to come correct.

bobbing and weaving by D'ebree October 15, 2010

Bobbing Penguin 

A tricky sexual maneuver involving one female and five males. It consists of the penetration of a female through her three primary entrance orifices (vagina, anus, mouth) by three of the males, while ejaculating the other two males with her hands. While it is indeed a difficult maneuver, it has been proved possible to achieve.

The first ever Bobbing Penguin was purportedly accomplished in a hotel in London, England involving one American female and five Englishmen.

Rumor also exists of a possible DVDA Bobbing Penguin involving seven males, although there has not been enough evidence to suffice this tale.

This feat has gained the name of “Bobbing Penguin” because of the imagery of a penguin bobbing as it is walking.

Rachael has proved to be very open and talented sexually, as she has accomplished the difficult and exceptionally prestigious Bobbing Penguin maneuver.

Bobbing Penguin by BKMan August 2, 2006