Slut Blanket 

A drunk bitch that falls on you at a party and either can't or won't take her limp body off of you.

I so wanted to come help you out with beer pong man, but i was covered by this slut blanket and just couldn't get her off!!

Slut Blanket by Mizz Reed July 25, 2009

wet blanket 

A negative person who tends to ruin other people's good times.

Don't let Joseph come on the Vegas trip, he's only going to be a wet blanket and take the fun out of everything.

wet blanket by FHOIA September 16, 2005

Jeffey Blanket 

A sex act: To lie on your partner during intercourse until they pass out, and finishing anyway.

She didn't seem into it, so I hit her with that Jeffey Blanket!

Jeffey Blanket by Alienvomit33 May 25, 2016

Drunk Blanket 

A drunk blanket is that warm feeling u get when your drunk, keeping you warm even if its freezing outside. Or at least helps you forget you are cold.

Girl- Like omg arent you cold wearing just your boxers????
Dude- No bitch i got my drunk blanket on!!!!

Drunk Blanket by USMC KILLA January 13, 2009

Like shit to an Army blanket 

An old expression dating back at least to British National Service (1950's) and probably a lot earlier. Possibly for as long as there have been British Armies that supplied blankets.

Was also commonly used in former British Territories and Dominions (Australia etc.) which now form the Commonwealth.

To attach to something very securely.

Also to hang around something or someone very persistently.

"This glue will stick that on the wall like shit to an Army blanket."

"He's stuck to his boss like shit to an Army blanket."

Like shit to an Army blanket by OldSchoolUK May 18, 2009

Snake in the blanket 

The snake in the blanket is more or less the male version of camel toe. It is when a man's pants are so tight you can clearly make out the outline of his penis and nutsack combo.

A snake in the blanket is very sketchy and can create many awkward situations. Use extreme caution when in the presence of a snake in the blanket, or you may die.

Godamnit! Son of a bitch!!!!

That guy has snake in the blanket!

Snake in the blanket by tyranasaurous ryanasaurous October 2, 2004

Blanket fort 

An amazing fort made out of sheets, clothes pins and clips inside which you can do a lot of fun things. Like, sleep, colour, cuddle.....Or just sleep. For all ages, irrespective of what people say.

Me : I'm going to build a blanket fort.
Mom : You're too old.
Me : ......*builds blanket fort*

Blanket fort by Averageness January 11, 2011