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basket shopping

Slang; gathering an idea of how large a man's penis is by looking at his "package" underneath his pants.
She couldn't help basket shopping with all the tight pants being worn by men around her.

Basket of Fruit

A byproduct of a mangina which is viewable from behind. (See Mangina)
Frontal Observer: Hey! A mangina!
Posterior Observer: Hey! A basket of fruit!
Basket of Fruit by RRL October 11, 2005

Basket Weaving 

A profession or study no longer lucrative or useful in modern society.
Johnny got his MA in basket weaving and now he manages a payless shoe store.

basket shaker 

A very hungry, impatient, restaurant patron that has run out of something at the table. This type of person will resort to shaking whatever he/she needs in a demeaning fashion, for all to see, in order to SHAME the poor waitress/waiter. A truly classless act. Arguably a hate crime.
Friend A: Why is that guy violently shaking a basket over his head?
Friend B: Oh that's Brian. He ran out of chips for his salsa. He's a Basket Shaker for sure. Just look at how upset his waitress is!

basket watcher 

looking at a male's crotch through his pants and judging its size.
josh: "what are you looking at?"
Steve: "nothing"
josh: "no, you were checking out his junk, you basket watcher"
basket watcher by Joshy D June 2, 2007

basket case 

When a given situation has no solution.
It makes reference in the form of a parabola to someone who has lost his mental health and has no cure.
It is said that people without cure to a mental disease used to be sent to a mental health care facility for life where they would manufacture baskets for the rest of their lives.
The economoy of Nicaragua is such a basket case.
Peter smokes two packs a day, he is such a basket case
basket case by Pablo Arce September 18, 2004