Captain Bants 

Captain Bants: Someone that has organised an activity involving friends that are unfamiliar with each other. this person is the link between all people present. this person is often the most knowledgeable, experienced, familiar with the activity or location of the activity. It is this persons responsibility to set the tone and pace not only of the activity but the banter as well. Example, Best man on stag do.

Captain Bants must lead by example if the stag do is going to be a success.

Captain Bants by Boss Wilson's the name. January 20, 2012

Baler Bants 

The cooler but less popular way of saying its only banter.

"I ploughed your mum... only baler bants"
"calm down its only baler bants"
"He got well pissed off but he should have realised it was only baler bants"

Baler Bants by royston14 June 10, 2012

bit of bants 

Usually used to describe a funny scenario. Can be used to describe a scenario which was in no way 'banterous'.

-What if your plane crash landed in Syria?
-Be a bit of bants, wouldn't it.

bit of bants by JR THE BEAST August 13, 2016

banksie 

A person who smells of urine. Does not shave and hasn't showered since the revolution

Take a shower you banksie

banksie by Applejacks1898 January 8, 2015

bandsaw 

A high difficulty sexual maneuver. One who attempts the bandsaw requires: one pair of golf cleats, one pair of thumbs, one willing victim.

First, place your cleated foot upon the back of said victim's head, applying enough pressure so they can squirm but not escape. Next, hock the largest wad of spit you can muster onto their butthole, and fasten first thumb deeply into the slippery crevasse. Once first thumb is secured properly, fire second thumb into one's own butthole. With a firm grip upon each sphincter, pierce the victims funzone with your love rocket.

Dude, it's not a bandsaw if you put both thumbs in your butt

bandsaw by ninjadust May 12, 2016

banksoopy bricklee 

A karate move where you roundhouse kick someone in the face causing their brain to become soup.

Nathan loves action movies where the fighters can pull off a banksoopy bricklee.

banksoopy bricklee by Banksoopy Brickle September 3, 2019

Bangswift 

People that love and support Taylor Swift and BTS equally without being a biased prick and throwing either of the iconic legends under the bus, no matter what kind of downright ridiculous bullshit is thrown at them. The name is a hybrid of “Bangtan Sonyeondan” and “Taylor Swift”, popularly used by people who are fans of both the artists.

It is an ever-growing clique filled with brave and open minded stans that firmly believe in the fact that one doesn't need to drag one artist down to lift the another. BTS met Taylor Swift at the 2018 BBMAs, and it has fueled the passion in the hearts of the Bangswift stans.

A: “The bangswift stans are truly braver than the US marines. They took shit from both the fandoms when they were against each other's throats.”

B: “I know right? They truly deserve the world!”

Bangswift by pjmswift June 11, 2018