beating off

1) Slang term for male masturbation.

2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.

See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle

When your little brother is taking three showers a day, each for 45 minutes...he’s probably beating off!

beating off by Cappy1 July 10, 2018

BEATSNGPE 

A person gets mad for no reason . A stupid retarded person
Spoiled brat

That child is spoiled it’s A BEATSNGPE

That beats Ng Pe boy is bad
Parents beats Ng Pe

BEATSNGPE by Noonemesseswithromansionis February 5, 2020

Beatstation

Pornography and wank paraphernalia spread out around an individual during the act of masterbation to allow multiple stimuli to be viewed for optimal wanking pleasure.

Dave was caught good and proper when Jim barged in and found him in the middle of his beatstation, scuds round his ankles, giving it laldy.

Beatstation by Bofheart May 2, 2011

beating it 

Beating it basically means jacking off

Austin almost got caught beating it

beating it by Crf.500 January 23, 2016

Beavis and Butthead

Two of the funniest cartoon characters ever; got screwed over by MTV (the bastards).

Butthead: Hey Beavis!
Beavis: What?
Butthead: He said screwed! Huh huh huh!
Beavis: Mmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm! Boiiiiinnggg!

Beavis and Butthead by Anonymous May 16, 2003

Beavis and Butthead

Beavis and Butthead were what made life worth living. Ever since MTV shut them down I had to buy the Beavis and Butthead tapes.
Didn't they air beavis and Butthead on bravo a while back? Ahh well.. Fuck wordMTV/word They can take their 51% owned shares of Beavis and Butthead and shove it up their ass..

Quoting Beavis and Butthead on here is an offence to them.

Beavis and Butthead by HarryPothead September 5, 2003

Settle Down, Beavis 

Spoken by Butthead to Beavis when he gets all crazy and stuff. Can be used to calm down anyone who's ranting.

"Fuck this, im gonna fuck the shit out of her!!"

"Settle down, Beavis"

Settle Down, Beavis by Grand August January 10, 2009