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Does Rudy have a massive shlong 

Does Rudy have a massive shlong
Yes. Yes Rudy does. That sexy mf🥵🥰
Does Rudy have a massive shlong
Girl: Oh my god Rudy has a massive shlong
Guy Yes he does
*Bites lip ominously*

Massifying 

The act of making something massive for the sake of it. Usually in order to inflate one's ego.
"Katie adds random people she barely knows on Facebook just to massify her friends list"

"He's massified his car even though it cost him a fortune and it's so heavy it can barely move. Looks good tho..."

"Can I have ur msn address?"
"Why, you don't even like me?"
"I'm massifying my contact list"
Massifying by ministe2003 May 23, 2009
A more discreet way to comment on the large size of a backside. Combining the words massive and arse. Pronounced M arse ive
Look at that it so marsive you can see it from the front
Marsive by jamz buck November 8, 2014
The most sexiest black girl alive. can't resist her beauty, don't blame her if your guy falls for her.
The next Rihanna.
Massiray loves her bae
massiray by Gsbriele May 16, 2016
Dayum dude, she's got some massitss on her
massits by TheDoctor09 July 16, 2016

Massingham 

The more elegant way of saying ' Massive Ham'. People with this surname tend to have large penises or vaginal regions. It is also a used in naughty expressions post-sex to compliment the other sexual partner.
Person 1: So what did you do last night?
Person 2: ( whispers) i had a Massingham
*chuckles*
Person 1: Oh lucky you!
Massingham by chazthebaz August 26, 2016