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Murray Stiff

When someone gives a tip for something well under what they should be giving.
"The waiter spit in my food, so I gave him the ol' Murray Stiff
Murray Stiff by LooneyRooney October 4, 2016

gary stiff 

the guy that's mixed but people call him white cuz they racist
Friend: Gary Stiff white ain't he.
gary stiff by Whiteboiiwithglasses February 13, 2019

A Stiff-Necked-People 

A Stiff-Necked-People = Adjective for the Human condition during Coronavirus Pandemic.

1. Previously an adjective assigned by God to the Hebrews in the book of Exodus, meaning stubborn, as they held to old ways, and made the golden calf.

2. Has ironic new meaning, as Jews and Gentiles alike embraced new ways to worship: meaning "persevering," as they held excruciatingly long seders, or Easter services etc., seated awkwardly staring at poorly positioned computer sceens, and/or spent hours looking down at cell phones, during social distancing quarantine--often finding themselves in physical pain from doing so
Inclined at 15 degrees, the weight of the human head exerts a force of 27 lbs. on the cervical vertebrae and scapular musculature, and at 60 degrees, gravity adds 33 more lbs. So, during covid 19 social distancing the condition called "A Stiff-Necked-People" has run rampant, & "inflamed" the masses--everybody is getting stiff necks, sore shoulders, or has slept weird hours, & awoken with cramped muscles, crashed on their couches.

A Stiff-Necked-People 

A Stiff-Necked-People = Adjective for the Human condition during Coronavirus Pandemic.

1. Previously an adjective assigned by God to the Hebrews in the book of Exodus, meaning stubborn, as they held to old ways, and made the golden calf.

2. Has ironic new meaning, as Jews and Gentiles alike embraced new ways to worship: meaning "persevering," as they held excruciatingly long seders, or Easter services etc., seated awkwardly staring at poorly positioned computer sceens, and/or spent hours looking down at cell phones, during social distancing quarantine--often finding themselves in physical pain from doing so
Inclined at 15 degrees, the weight of the human head exerts a force of 27 lbs. on the cervical vertebrae and scapular musculature, and at 60 degrees, gravity adds 33 more lbs. So, during covid 19 social distancing the condition called "A Stiff-Necked-People" has run rampant, & "inflamed" the masses--everybody is getting stiff necks, sore shoulders, or has slept weird hours, & awoken with cramped muscles, crashed on their couches.

slick sneaky stiff 

To insert one's soft member into your ass while he is sleeping and allowing the member to get hard by means of simultaneous massaging of the balls and prostate stimulation.
I let rick give me the slick sneaky stiff after he passed out.
slick sneaky stiff by slind February 16, 2009

that made my balls stiff 

A term said by Freddie from the British rock band "Queen" in a comedy skit. After gaining popularity on Instagram in late 2017, it has been broadened used as a term that can randomly be said to express any emotion really.

Could be used to describe amaze, or surprise without being the slightest bit 'homo'.
Phillip: How did you like my presentation Capri?
Capri: Wow Phillip, that made my balls stiff!