no jumpin' in the sewer

Just...don't jump in the sewer tho. Ok, in all serious, no jumpin' in the sewer is a non-reoccurring catchphrase by Rick Sanchez in the iconic modern cartoon Rick and Morty.

"Remember kids, no jumpin' in the sewer!"

no jumpin' in the sewer by ThatGuyWhoHasNothingToDo May 14, 2017

chocolate sewer shark 

A freshly hatched turd. One which is worthy of such a ferocious title and often has a dorsal fin produced by your contorted arse.

1. I've just flushed the biggest chocolate sewer shark.

chocolate sewer shark by urbankhaos May 9, 2003

carpet munching sewer skank 

a girl who acts like she is lesbian and does lesbian acts on the street just like a dirty whore.

"blow out is such a carpet munching sewer skank".

"damn look at that carpet munching sewer skank"

carpet munching sewer skank by c.p.k August 27, 2009

i want to kermit sewer slide 

a way to say you or someone you know you are almost ready to leave or a nonchalant way of saying kill me before I fuckin do it

friend: I want to Kermit sewer slide
me: I have a couple of weeks to save em

i want to kermit sewer slide by me just me i have no other cho April 21, 2019

Dirty rat from a dirty sewer 

A person whom turns on you and screws you over for a girl, video games, or money. Any malicious act against you or your friends can qualify the perpetrator to be called a dirty rat from a dirty sewer.

Also can be called a 'filthy rat' or 'the filthiest rat' or 'the dirtiest rat from the dirtiest sewer' or just plain 'rat'

Guy 1- "That Chris is a dirty rat from a dirty sewer."
Guy 2- "Yeah, the filthiest rat from the dirtiest sewer."
Guy 3- "What a dirty rat!"

Dirty rat from a dirty sewer by Rat Keeper March 23, 2011

Cunt Sewer 

A sewer in the ground leading to and underground room of whores and prostitutes.

An underground prostituting facility with its only entrance being a manhole is considered a Cunt Sewer

Cunt Sewer by Marcvp August 31, 2006

Kermit Sewer Slide 

Often sites and multiplayer games censor certain words and phrases in an effort to be ad-friendly or kid-friendly. As Commit Suicide is a common casualty of this moderation, this phrase is a way to bypass the filters.

*Jimmy and Dave are playing Roblox because the school banned various actually good video games*
Jimmy: Today is another wonderful day to be alive!
Dave: Go Kermit Sewer Slide

Kermit Sewer Slide by RussianDumbass June 2, 2019