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Friend Bater 

When a guy/girl masturbates while thinking naughty thoughts about thier friend. These are usually pornographic, and very graphic.
Girl 1: God... your such a Friend Bater... I know your thinking of him while your touchin' yourself.
Girl 2: Oh really... how?
Girl 1: Cause you moan his name, and I can hear the bed sqeaking.
Friend Bater by Virgin Of Luck June 25, 2006
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batesville

A play off of the movie Pyscho, Bates Motel. A town where dreams go to die. A sink hole in which every resident either wants to get out, or is bat shit crazy.
I gotta bail on this town man, it's a batesville.
batesville by David Bedlam July 2, 2008
Named for Norman Bates, the mentally unstable antagonist of the film Psycho, a Bates is a person who never threatens anyone's life directly, but very obviously gives off the "I'm going to kill you in your sleep and roll around in your blood giggling like a schoolgirl" vibe. A Bates is almost always completely oblivious to the fact that they're a Bates. Also usually very poor at reading hints to leave others alone.
Janet: You know that kid John? He's a total Bates.

Brad: You can say that again, he keeps looking at me like he wants to cut out my liver and eat it raw.
Bates by lightning_troubadour January 31, 2016

Batemans Bay

It is a good town, the people in it ruin it. Arguments get created over the tiniest thing and then fights begin. It's a giant game of Chinese Whispers.
Person: Are you going to Batemans Bay?
Girl: No way! That place is a shit hole!
Batemans Bay by Ilikesomepiee November 5, 2012

Bates College 

Person 1: “Where are all the girls? This party sucks.”

Person 2: “We’re at bates college, this isn’t exactly Arizona state.”

Person 1: “For $60,000 a year, they ought to throw in some hoe cake”

rookie bater 

The first class of masturbation. First step rookie bater, next is Bater, followed by the most coveted of all titles. Masturbator!
Man, I've only beat it like 10 times, im still a rookie bater until ive slapped the salami 50 times, and then I still won't reach master until the unprecedented 10000 times.