The first class of masturbation. First step rookie bater, next is Bater, followed by the most coveted of all titles. Masturbator!
Man, I've only beat it like 10 times, im still a rookie bater until ive slapped the salami 50 times, and then I still won't reach master until the unprecedented 10000 times.
by Grand Master Chomp da piece. October 17, 2007