AK 1 

A remote control for a DVD player.

AK 1 stat.

AK 1 by YaoMama October 15, 2003

Gud 1 Jan 

When someone makes an awful joke or references something which no one understands, so the group of lads say "Gud 1 Jan" in order to show that it was incredibly dead banter.

"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side."
"Gud 1 Jan"

Gud 1 Jan by Triforcepsychic December 15, 2016

November 1 

today is the start of no nut november also if you haven't grabbed a girls ass today is the day my guy it doesn't matter what happens afterward its worth it

Girl: so today is november 1 wanna have sex?
Boy: babe but today is the start of no nut
November!
Girl: so
Boy: sorry baby but no

November 1 by Yeetarenomagical October 31, 2019

November 1 

The first day of Christmas

A: awe man, Halloween's over now! :(
B: dont worry, christmas starts today!
(November 1)

November 1 by likewoahh October 31, 2019

September 1 

the day where all the big dong chads were born. also it is believed that there was a chosen baby that is a sick cunt and gets all the babes and is the equivalent to god.

person 1: Damn did he just jumped out of a building while eating a kebab?
person 2: holy shit he did, bet he's born on September 1

September 1 by daddy schlong March 7, 2021

May 1 

May 1st is put a party horn in your ass and fart day

Idefk why this thought came into my mind, I’m going back to therapy after may 1 tho

May 1 by Oopsguessimmabitch March 31, 2021

numbers 1,2,3 

THEY ARE F***ING NUMBERS!! did you go to kindergarten.

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 ect
the numbers 1,2,3

numbers 1,2,3 by njhbgfvcxghnjbgfvdcegkyefgbhj, May 29, 2021