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April 3 is wedgie an asshole day

Hey Aiden it’s April 3 and you’re an asshole *wedgie*
Fuck you!!
No fuck you
No you can’t fuck me because it’s not national fuck Aiden day
Oh you right

by Oopsguessimmabitch March 30, 2021

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May 1

May 1st is put a party horn in your ass and fart day

Idefk why this thought came into my mind, I’m going back to therapy after may 1 tho

by Oopsguessimmabitch March 31, 2021

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March 19

March 19 is fuck anyone who’s name is Aiden day. No don’t fuck them, but fuck them!!!

You: Hey Aiden fuck you

Aiden: Wait why
You: It’s March 19th, a day to fuck Aiden
Aiden: You wanna fuck?
You: No I don’t wanna fuck, fuck you!!
Aiden: Ohhhh

by Oopsguessimmabitch March 18, 2021

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