Neck myself 

Sucking yourself off.

Im going to neck myself tonight . Im gonna look like a giraffe trying to get that good good.

Neck myself by Bobsiuu657 December 6, 2021

I Hate Myself and Want to Die 

The name of a kickass song by Nirvana. The title was sarcastic and was also going to be the title of their final album in 1993, titled In Utero. This song's title is know very screwed up because Kurt was murdered in 1994.

I Hate Myself and Want to Die is a great song.

I Hate Myself and Want to Die by xxravioligodxx May 8, 2017

dating myself 

Masturbate. Or having sex with yourself.

My girl friend left so I am dating myself tonight.

dating myself by Avery B September 21, 2005

Me, myself and I

This sentence would've been said only if you like to do blowjobs to yourself, measure your dick every week.

"Me, myself and I"

Me, myself and I by MehdiLovesHisOwnDick January 22, 2022

Me, Myself and I

A term that people that only care about themselves love to use.

Entitled person: Everything is about me, myself and I. Therefore, I deserve everything that you have, including your $20 million mansion, your super expensive supercar, your money and your children.
Rich person: You ain't getting shit and you can go fuck yourself.

Me, Myself and I by PhoenixGamer34 April 21, 2022

hand myself 

Painfully sticking a whole hand into your vagina.

"Jennifer makes me want to hand myself with a bendy ruler"

hand myself by Pangina420 April 15, 2017

pimpin' myself out 

Acting as your own pimp to earn money for material possessions.

I'm pimpin' myself out to buy an iced grill.
She's pimpin' herself out to buy some bling.

pimpin' myself out by LizzieZulu November 7, 2008